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**Dinner** · October 20, 2007, 02:19

Rowling Says Dumbledore Is Gay

The Harry Potter author breaks big news in New York.

J.K. Rowling, author of the world-wide best-selling Harry Potter series, met some of her American fans Friday night and provided some surprising revelations about the fictional characters who a generation of children have come to regard as close friends.

In front of a full house of hardcore Potter fans at Carnegie Hall in New York, Rowling, sitting on the stage on a red velvet and carved wood throne, read from her seventh and final book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," then took questions. One fan asked whether Albus Dumbledore, the head of the famed Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, had ever loved anyone. Rowling smiled. "Dumbledore is gay, actually," replied Rowling as the audience errupted in surprise. She added that, in her mind, Dumbledore had an unrequited love affair with Gellert Grindelwald, Voldemort's predecessor who appears in the seventh book. After several minutes of prolonged shouting and clapping from astonshed fans, Rowling added. "I would have told you earlier if I knew it would make you so happy."

In answer to the question "Did Hagrid marry?" Rowling replied that sadly, no. The half-giant had a flirtation with a giantess but she found him "a tad unsophisticated" and the relationship never went forward. In response to the audience's groans of dismay, Rowling said, jokingly, "O.K., I'll write another book." And when the audience continued to express disapproval added, "at least I didn't kill him."

Other minor characters, according to Rowling, came to happier ends. Neville Longbottom, Harry's meek and hapless classmate, married Hannah Abbott, another classmate.

It's been seven years and five insanely popular books since author J. K. Rowling last wowed American disciples with a live reading. That explains the Beatlemania-esque shrieks from 1,600 lucky Los Angeles teens and preteens who listened on Monday morning to Rowling read a bit of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," her seventh and final book in this best-selling series. Afterward she met with and signed copies of her book for each of the children, all of whom had competed in a Los Angeles Unified School District (LAUSD) essay competition to win a coveted seat at today's event at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood.

When Rowling stepped onto the Kodak Theater stage, famous as the venue for the annual Academy Awards, she was greeted with a lengthy chorus of soprano screams more normally lavished upon pubescent boy bands than book writers. The kids were selected from 40 schools in the LAUSD. Glammed up, Rowling looked more like a Hollywood screen star than a children's author. "She's so pretty," gushed one 13-year old girl. "I want to be just like her one day; pretty and a great author." It was the first stop on Rowling's three-city Open Book Tour, sponsored by her U.S. publisher, Scholastic. She will give a repeat performance this Thursday in New Orleans at the Ernest N. Morial Auditorium in the Convention Center, and will end her U.S. engagement on Friday night at New York City's Carnegie Hall. Of the 1,600 children attending, 12 were singled out for their essays to ask questions of Rowling after the reading. "I wrote an essay about how Harry Potter changed the way I think about books," explained 11-year-old Ryan Garay from Edison Middle School, who showed up to the reading wearing a Harry Potter black cloak. "Harry Potter is more exciting than a video game. And I'd like to be a writer when I grow up and write books just like these." Rowling, whose latest book sold 8.3 million copies in its first 24 hours, seemed eager to answer the children's questions. She sat atop a gilded and red velvet Romanesque throne with oversized Potter books all around. On whether or not she had an imagination as a child: "Yes, I was a great day dreamer. And it was an ambition to be a writer that came from childhood and never left me." On support from her family as a young writer. "No one in my family thought writing was a sensible idea. Ironic, really, as it turned out." On her inspiration: "I had a really great English teacher, so a good English teacher is gold. But my daughter Jessica actually was the true inspiration, the person who gave me a sense of self worth."

Rowling also spoke briefly with reporters, though she seemed to enjoy her interaction with the school children much more. She pondered why some religious groups protest the Potter series for its wizardry. "I believe passionately in freedom of expression and of speech," she said. "I've always taken the banning of my books as a compliment, if you look at which other authors are on that list. In a way it's great advertising." She told the press that she would not retire and would continue to write, though not just yet. "I will always write but I do feel as if I'm on vacation. For the first time in 10 years, I don't have a deadline," she said, explaining that she didn't know which genre she would choose next. "I'm spending time with my kids and I'm really enjoying that."

**Dinner** · October 20, 2007, 02:24

For those to lazy to read the condensed version is Dumbledore was gay, Hargrid was straight but couldn't get any loving, Neville Longbotton married Hannah Abbott, and real life religious nutters still want to ban the Harry Potter series..

**Perfection** · October 20, 2007, 02:26

Come on, with a name like frickin' "Dumbledore" how the hell couldn't you be gay?

I knew he was gay and I didn't even read the goddamned books.

**Dinner** · October 20, 2007, 02:30

His Surname was Dumbledore and his first name was Albus. He does have a brother in the series who doesn't seem even remotely gay despite also having the last name Dumbledore. Given how religious groups were calling for bans and claiming it taught children paganism I can now see why she chose not to reveal that Dumbledore was homosexual until after the series was over.

**Berzerker** · October 20, 2007, 02:34

I thought I 'd never say this to anyone wasting time on the net, but y'all need to get a life

**Kuciwalker** · October 20, 2007, 02:35

@ JKR

**Theben** · October 20, 2007, 02:48

Originally posted by Berzerker
I thought I 'd never say this to anyone wasting time on the net, but y'all need to get a life

Scary, that's what I was thinking. Who the hell cares about the preferences of a fictional character?

Besides Dan Quayle?

**Perfection** · October 20, 2007, 02:59

Originally posted by Oerdin
His Surname was Dumbledore and his first name was Albus. He does have a brother in the series who doesn't seem even remotely gay despite also having the last name Dumbledore.

Yeah, but that guy was like a friggin' minor character. Noone gives a lick of strawberry creme crap about that stuff.

**Dinner** · October 20, 2007, 05:17

Originally posted by Theben

Scary, that's what I was thinking. Who the hell cares about the preferences of a fictional character?

My guess is we'll hear from all sorts of people on the religious right who care an awful lot about "the gay agenda targeting kids".

Maybe even a repeat of something like Falwell's attacks on the teletubbies.

**Kuciwalker** · October 20, 2007, 05:17

Originally posted by Theben
Scary, that's what I was thinking. Who the hell cares about the preferences of a fictional character?

Slash fanfic writers, duh?

**Dinner** · October 20, 2007, 05:53

Fanfic stuff can be pretty scary. I haven't bothered reading any fanfic since I was 16 and ran across a rather disturbing fanfic story about Wookies.

**Kuciwalker** · October 20, 2007, 05:54

Rawr.

**Berzerker** · October 20, 2007, 06:12

Besides Dan Quayle?

**Kassiopeia** · October 20, 2007, 06:58

Originally posted by Kuciwalker

Slash fanfic writers, duh?

They're probably extremely disappointed it's an old hairy dude and not one of the more commonly "used" characters. And what's the point if they actually are gay?

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