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  • Damn kids and their skateboards...

    So here I am biking home from the gym, minding my own business, when suddenly this kid on a skateboard crosses my path. I try to pass behind him when he suddenly stops (probably saw me in his peripheral vision) as a result I hit him (quite hard I think) and we go down in a confused mess of bikes, skateboards and baggy pants (his, not mine). My first thought is: idiot! My second thought is: ouch my side hurt like hell and I'm having trouble breathing. He escaped pretty much unharmed, while I got the wind knocked out of me good and I'm gasping for air like a fish on dry land. Not to mention my front wheel is bent out of shape and needs replacing ($70!!) But after checking that nothing is broken I hobble home. The question is should I've called the police and nailed this punks ass to the floor? Demanded payment for a new front wheel and stuff? I didn't think of it at the time 'cause I was somewhat dazed and confused (and my side still hurts like hell) but the kid couldn't have been more that 13-14. Not even punishable in court in Sweden. Now if this was in the US I could probably sue his parents for like a gazillion dollars, but not here...

    Damned annoying anyway, I just got a good flow at the gym. Going two-three time a week. Now I can't train for at least two weeks...
    I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

  • #2
    install a cattle guard on your bike
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      You just let him get away? You should have taken his skateboard and beaten him with it. There is just no reason he should be allowed to leave without compensating you in some way. If he couldn't pay you, making him take it in the head with his own skateboard would suffice.

      In my experience kids often do this as stunts or as scams. If you had looked less intimidating or older, I don't doubt he would demand money and insurance information from you or something like that. If 13 year olds can be child soldiers in Africa then they can be scam artists in America.

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      • #4
        Did he at least give you his credit card?
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        • #5
          A 13 year olds credit card would be useless since they always have some ridiculous limit put in place by the parent.

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          • #6
            Ehh, 13 year olds aren't even allowed to have ATM cards in Sweden... And you have to be 18 to own a credit card...
            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Japher
              install a cattle guard on your bike
              I've been thinking for quite some time to put a small fog horn on my bike. Not sure that it would've made any difference in this case though...
              I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Wiglaf
                You just let him get away? You should have taken his skateboard and beaten him with it. There is just no reason he should be allowed to leave without compensating you in some way. If he couldn't pay you, making him take it in the head with his own skateboard would suffice.

                In my experience kids often do this as stunts or as scams. If you had looked less intimidating or older, I don't doubt he would demand money and insurance information from you or something like that. If 13 year olds can be child soldiers in Africa then they can be scam artists in America.
                Probably, but not in Sweden...
                I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Wiglaf
                  If 13 year olds can be child soldiers in Africa then they can be scam artists in America.
                  Oh Wiggie you are just a sig-making machine!
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                  • #10
                    Re: Damn kids and their skateboards...

                    Originally posted by Zoid

                    Damned annoying anyway, I just got a good flow at the gym. Going two-three time a week. Now I can't train for at least two weeks...

                    Kick his ass to the curb, the little punk.
                    Go to his school and put a bounty on him with the local bullies.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      Mistakes happen. And its not like he did it on purpose.

                      I'm sure you ****ed someone up by mistake in your day Zoid. I know I did, and I know someone ****ed me up. So we're even.



                      Just let it go, is my suggestion.

                      Spec.
                      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                      • #12
                        Oh, right. Next thing, the guy will be scamming motorists by whipping in front of them and stopping short.

                        Sure, Zoid. Screw it. WTF. Let the little bastard go.
                        Little demon from the jaws of Hell.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Spec
                          Mistakes happen. And its not like he did it on purpose.

                          I'm sure you ****ed someone up by mistake in your day Zoid. I know I did, and I know someone ****ed me up. So we're even.



                          Just let it go, is my suggestion.

                          Spec.
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • #14
                            So you never made a mistake Sloww? Or an error in judgement? Never had a car accident where you were declared responsible?

                            If we were to act according to you, all women would get beatten up on the curb....

                            And aren't you all christian, meaning forgive and turn the other cheak or some shlt like that?


                            Spec.
                            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                            • #15
                              WTF Pekka? Oh, wait...

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