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  • #16
    There's prolly a thread on other board that goes like:

    "So this old guy runs me over with a bike, what an idiot! I wanted to kill him in an instant but I had mercy on him. Shoud I call the police? I should have, he ran over me and my body hurts."



    Anyway, that sucks, calling the cops seems too much though. Cops are for solving crime, the kid is hardly a criminal. A punk? Could be. But there is justice, if he becomes big enough of a punk and crosses me, I'll kill him for you.
    In da butt.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Japher
      install a cattle guard on your bike
      Razor blades are better. Will cut through jeans, even baggy.
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #18
        I've been getting the "Wtf Spec?" a whole lot lately...

        That's not a good thing, is it?

        Spec.
        Last edited by Spec; October 17, 2007, 18:22.
        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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        • #19
          Wtf wtf?
          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Spec
            Mistakes happen. And its not like he did it on purpose.

            I'm sure you ****ed someone up by mistake in your day Zoid. I know I did, and I know someone ****ed me up. So we're even.



            Just let it go, is my suggestion.

            Spec.
            Yeah well I wasn't actually thinking of calling the cops. I just thought it would give this thread more oomph!
            I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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            • #21
              Ok Opra.

              Go take a nap now.

              Spec.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #22
                Get pointy-spike battle tires
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                • #23
                  Another good advise is to aim straight at the victim target and hit the front wheel brake short before impact. That will improve the impact effect of your body mass when you fly over the steer. Just remember to get the opponents body between you and the asphalt.
                  With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                  Steven Weinberg

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                  • #24
                    Get a joust and knock done all who are in your way. Spare no one, not even children and the elderly.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Spec
                      Ok Opra.

                      Go take a nap now.

                      Spec.
                      I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
                        Get a joust and knock done all who are in your way. Spare no one, not even children and the elderly.
                        I prefer to swoop by them, missing them narrowly. I get great satisfaction hearing them go 'ohh' or 'eek'.
                        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                        • #27
                          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                          "Capitalism ho!"

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                          • #28
                            I actually admire punks on skateboards. They have this screw-the-world-I'm-doing-my-own-thing kind of attitude. They're my role models.
                            Taillesskangaru @ www.civunited.net

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                            • #29
                              I like this punk attitude also, but not when it's causing me excruciating pain in my ribs...
                              I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                              • #30
                                As long as it's someone else.
                                I'm glad you crashed now.
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                                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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