Originally posted by b etor
oh, i don't have any princess dresses
oh, i don't have any princess dresses

Dress up like a homeless lady -- but with the tiara. Stagger anound drunkly with a styrofoam cup, muttering things like, "Hey buddy, ya got some spare change for a princess who's down on her luck?" or "Watcha lookin' at!? I used to be princess, y'know! Bow down you [hic] filthy peasant!" or "Fairest in the Land...that was me...they all said so [belch]!"
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