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  • #31


    or Arte Perpekka perhaps?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #32
      I can usually last long on the first bathroom break. But after that one, it quite frequent, like once you break the seal.
      I could probably go 5 or 6 but that would be it.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Wezil


        or Arte Perpekka perhaps?
        Arte Perfecta?
        APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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        • #34
          That's even better. Arte Perfetta would be Italian, but Arte Perfecta just sounds a lot better.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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          • #35
            Let us know when you post the masterpiece at YouTube.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #36
              Or pornotube.

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              • #37
                dude, it's art. It belongs in an art museum or exhibition. It's native original name is Man Ass.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #38
                  I'll give this ago on Friday...see how much I can drink before having to go to the toilet.
                  You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                  • #39
                    I have considerable bladder capacity, but I prefer not to drink the horse-piss people call "beer."
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                    • #40
                      I can't remember...I know I drank atleast 5 pints of over strength snakebite and black but after that I have no clue...
                      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                      • #41


                        What's the bar ?
                        In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                        • #42
                          Question for a qualified doctor: What would a mixture of alcohol and diazepam do to someones mental abilities?
                          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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