Are you tough enough for me?!

[Spec]

What was that in....Vigilante on the NES?

Anyhow, I went to a cool theme at a bar this weekend.

Free beer (with a cover charge) until you take a piss.

It was funny as hell.

The game is that you come into the bar, pay 10$, and you get all the beer you want until you go to the bathroom.
When you get in, they stamp you and give you a plastic bracelet. When you go to the bathroom, there is a "doorman" that removes yor bracelet, and from then on, you have to pay for your beers.
The problem with this is, its all mental. You know you dont wanna "go", but since you keep thinking about it, you always want to....

Anyway, I toughed it out for 8 beers, couldn't help it any longer.

How much can you think you can take before exploding?

I'm sure some broke mofo went there with diapers or something.

Spec.

[Perfection]

I don't care to drink a whole assload of beer. 3 beers is more then enough for perfs.

[Spec]

3 beers for me is an appetizer.

I have Scotish and Irish roots, its not my fault.

Spec.

[Cort Haus]

8 beers without a pee? Wow.

I won't comment on how I'd do in such a scenario - except to say that I wouldn't enter myself into the bladder-olympics.

What are you doing in our time-zone, btw Spec? Shouldn't you be in Norfamurica?

[Spec]

My profile is always ****ed up.

My flag keeps disapearing, my time zone doesn't stick, and I cant earase my PMs....

Even Ming logged on to my account and he doesn't know what the problem is.

Man, Poly is ****ing up!



Spec.

[Pekka]

I'm so tough you only want to make love to me. But I say to you, "not possible". Sorry.

[Spec]

I do?....and I cant?!

Wow...I'm learning so much today!

Spec.

[LordShiva]

My bladder is huge. In college, teh dorm where I lived one year had co-ed bathrooms, and I came back from getting drunk, and started taking a piss, and then this chick came in and started brushing her teeth, and she was done before I was, and she was weirded out.

[Proteus_MST]

For me it would be a waste of money,
unless there is good music and dancing or a lot of other things that keep me distracted from thinking about going to toilet

[Wezil]

Originally posted by LordShiva
My bladder is huge. In college, teh dorm where I lived one year had co-ed bathrooms, and I came back from getting drunk, and started taking a piss, and then this chick came in and started brushing her teeth, and she was done before I was, and she was weirded out.

I'm sometimes required to drive long distances for work. When I arrive there (or home) there can be a lengthy unloading. Similar to the Austin Powers bit...

When I am around toilet facilities I have a bladder the size of an acorn. Go figure.

[Pekka]

Spec, good stuff. Learning is good. I'm also a great nude dancer.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Pekka
Spec, good stuff. Learning is good. I'm also a great nude dancer.

I call BS until I see Vids!!


Spec.

[Wezil]

There's Pekka and that nudity thing again. Perv.

[Pekka]

The difference is that I can get it showing on Youtube as art instead of "must be 18...". Because it's art, not porn. I'd dance to violins, too. Violins and piano.

I'd start it with my backside faced on the camera, as Bach's Toccata starts. My butt cheeks would wiggle with the melody in perfect harmony first. Wiggle, as in butt muscles crunched. It is dark, but my body is like a bronze statue that channels Bach with it's busom of life.

Then, the dark would turn into spring yellow, and Vivaldi's Spring plays. I'd turn around, with leaf covering me genitalia (this is going to change!) and going from left to right, just pacing myself a little and doing the Da Vinci man positions. Science, music, body, art, brilliance.

Yellow, yellow, turns into orange, fruitful days are going to turn into HEAVEN.

HAAAALLELUJAH, HAALLLELUJAH as Handel would put it, screaming from the top of the mountains with heavenly orchestra, as the leaf flies, the LEAF FLIES! THERE IT IS! 100% male art. Halleluujah!!!! Halle halle .. hale.. halleee... halleluujah!

But heaven must turn into daily life. But daily life can be joyful as well, so everything turns into blue, life blue, white and blue together like the sky and the clowds. Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik recognizes me and starts playing as a response to my glorious nudity. I get more playful in my dance, I do all kinds of wiggly moves.

And for the uplifting end, it's the marriage of Figaro, as it's completely white, I'll be rolling, just rolling everywhere with my places totally exposed at all times in all kinds of artsy ways. Fade to black. THe end.

THis is no porn, if you put some kind of age limit to this, you are being a nazi bastard and art hating CRIMINAL!

[Spec]

I could shlt in a paper bag and light it on fire and call it art too, you know.

Spec.