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    Boo ****in' hoo.

    Google logo tweak sends critics into orbit
    By Jim Puzzanghera, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer
    October 9, 2007
    WASHINGTON -- Should the world's most-used search engine be more of a Yankee Google Dandy?

    Google Inc. occasionally features light-hearted doodles on its colorful home-page logo to commemorate special occasions. But now they are drawing criticism from conservatives for not being more patriotic.

    The Mountain View, Calif., company bathes its logo in stars and stripes every Independence Day, but last week's decision to honor the 50th anniversary of the Sputnik launch -- the second "g" in Google was replaced with a drawing of the Soviet satellite -- is being blasted by some conservatives.

    Not only did Google honor an achievement by a totalitarian regime that was our Cold War enemy, they griped, but it did so without having ever altered its logo to commemorate U.S. military personnel on Memorial Day or Veterans Day.

    "It's a kick to your belly," said conservative blogger Giovanni Gallucci, 39, a social media consultant from Dallas. "I understand these guys are scientists and engineers and they have their quirks and want to make sure people are recognized who might not normally be recognized . . . but why not celebrate the struggles that we've come through as a people?"

    Conservatives see the Sputnik logo as particularly galling because the search giant's in-house artist has tweaked the Google logo for a variety of obscure events, including World Water Day, Persian New Year, painter Edvard Munch's birthday and China's Dragon Boat Festival.

    Google regularly gives other U.S. holidays the logo treatment, including Halloween, Thanksgiving and St. Patrick's Day (but not for Columbus Day, which was Monday).

    "When they ignore Veterans Day and Memorial Day, I think they're telling us something about the way they view America," said Joseph Farah, editor of WorldNetDaily.com, a conservative website that has criticized Google's logo decisions.

    Conservatives have found plenty of reasons to complain about Google, which they see as a liberal enclave because of the corporate causes it champions and the political candidates its employees support.

    The company, started in 1998 by two Stanford University graduate students, prides itself on progressive thinking. Google set up a $90-million foundation in 2005 to fund causes widely seen as liberal, including climate change and global public health.

    What's more, the company's employees contribute overwhelmingly to Democratic candidates. While the company's new political action committee has given nearly half of its $22,100 in contributions this year to Republicans, 93% of the $141,000 donated by individual employees went to Democrats, according to Federal Election Commission data provided by CQ Moneyline.

    Google's decision to self-censor its search engine in China to comply with the Communist government's online rules also has drawn condemnation from Republicans.

    The company defended its decision to let Veterans Day and Memorial Day pass without a special logo, saying it was trying to be respectful.

    "Google's special logos tend to be lighthearted and often scientific in nature," spokeswoman Sunny Gettinger said in an e-mailed statement. "We do not believe we can convey the appropriate somber tone through this medium to mark holidays like Memorial Day."

    Google has altered its logo more than 140 times since 1999, according to a gallery on the company's website.

    The choices sometimes reflect Google's corporate fascinations. For example, the company is so enthralled with space exploration that it recently agreed to sponsor a $30-million contest to land unmanned rovers on the moon.

    That passion has been reflected in logos that commemorate some of America's crowning achievements in space exploration, including lunar landings and Mars missions, and the birthday of noted American astronomer Percival Lowell.

    Still, outrage increases in some corners of the Web for each year Google fails to honor Memorial Day.

    In May, the website www.zombietime.com started a Memorial Day logo contest to "show Google that it's not so hard" to make respectful ones. It has received about 250 entries, including ones that replace the second "o" with a Purple Heart medal and the "l" with the flagpole in the Iwo Jima flag-raising.

    "I have no problem with Google commemorating obscure holidays or some of the trivial anniversaries that they note," the site's owner, who declined to give his name, said via e-mail, "just so long as they also make special logos for the more significant holidays."
    Hey, conservative whingers: grow some ****ing balls and stop *****ing about every imagined insult to your fragile ****ing egos.
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    I just read about this on a German news site
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    • #3
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      • #4
        Almost as bad as liberal whiners.
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        • #5
          What a bunch of morans.
          When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Straybow
            Almost as bad as liberal whiners.
            Well, yes. But I haven't posted any stories on that because in the three days I've been back to this site, I haven't found one that made me think "why?" as much as this one.
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            • #7
              Guys, this is a serious issue. As the primary portal to the internet and perhaps everything newsworthy, if Google fails to commemorate such important days as Memorial Day and Veterans Day, future generations may not even know these days exist. This is totally 1984, guys.
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • #8
                It is odd there was no memorial day alteration, but that doesn't mean there is anything wrong with this one.

                Thats one of the cool things about it in my opinion, the randomness.
                "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                • #9
                  So let me get this straight... Worldnetdaily is supposed to be somehow representative of conservative opinion on the net?

                  Sounds to me like the LA Times didn't have any news that day and decided to stroke the erogenous zones of liberals.
                  I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                  • #10
                    It's a... vast, left wing conspiracy.
                    When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                    • #11
                      DanS, please remove the sand from your vagina.

                      Note that I'm criticising Conservative Victims, not Conservatives in general.

                      Victims. As in the type of people who think everything is an insult or a trial to them. Y'know, the ones who think there's a War on Christmas, or that Imus's stupid words were somehow phenomenally evilly racist.
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                      • #12
                        Are you trying to say there is no War on Christmas?
                        "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                        • #13
                          That's precisely what I'm saying. If anything, there's a War on Festivus.
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                          • #14
                            Yeh, it would be funny if they could actually find a bona fide Conservative Victim on this issue.

                            Who knows, maybe it's just particularly unfunny satire. It being on a German web site makes this likely.
                            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                            • #15
                              You don't think the bloggers *****ing about Google's logo to be a bit sad? Since, after all, they're complaining about a complete non-issue.

                              Being victims over nothing. Hence, Conservative Victims.
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