Take Off Your Bra!

[Lord Avalon]

Re: Take Off Your Bra!

Originally posted by Zkribbler

She was obviously trying to smuggle in a pair of 38's.

Women with WMDs* must be strip searched!

* Weapons of Mass Distraction

[Imran Siddiqui]

I noticed the helmet part in Wiggy's post as well .

[Zoid]

It's hard not to notice, considering it's made of tinfoil...

[Wiglaf]

I meant bike helmets in my bag, but thank you for your concern everyone.

[Zoid]

Tinfoil bike helmets?

[Zkribbler]

Personally, I don't care what kind of helmet Wiggie wears as long as he takes off his bra before entering the plane.

[Zoid]

Eww. Sagging man boobs...

[snoopy369]

Judges in some places are threatened regularly... not sure what sort of criminals you have Zkribbler, but my mother is an assistant DA in a small city, and has had numerous threats from criminals she's prosecuted... and we're not talking federal court even. Crime happens, and not preventing it ahead of time is a very poor idea.

That said, I'm curious if there was some reason they stopped this woman ... there's probably thousands of women who walk by with underwires, was this an extra heavy underwire or something?

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by snoopy369
...was this an extra heavy underwire or something?

Extra heavy hooters, more likely.

[Japher]

implants just aren't what they used to be

[Lord Avalon]

Perhaps there is a law against the smuggling of fruit into a courthouse?

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
I think it's an unacceptable humiliation whenever I am asked to remove my belt at airport security checks. I'm more offended by that, than by actual terrorists.

When I remove my belt my pants fall down and since I'm worried that underwear might set off the detector I don't wear any. My butt is ugly, my revenge is sweet.

[Lancer]

Liquids aren't allowed on the plane! How can women get their implants on? One could be filled with nitro, the other glycerine. Rub em together and...

[Elok]

What, no "this thread is useless without pics" replies?

[Wezil]

Here you go.