Jaguar's durnjk thread for thisruday night

[Kuciwalker]

Re: Jaguar's durnjk thread for thisruday night

Originally posted by Jaguar
I am a good jaguars but I occasionally partyake of teh alcohohls.

UIn a way\, wer're all good ajguars' in the jugnels of lief, but I am teh best jaguars of gthem alll, ofr I be Yarrr and woo. In addition, I would like to have aq moment to commend teh KH, teh best durnk thread startar of tehm all. Furthermore, I think taht we should all spam theis thread with wooieties and whatnot and whatnton.

Jaguar be Yrarr and woo. he shalels teg twoi more jellso shots and then call it a nighte.

peace out.

Bull****. I've IMed you drunk, and your spelling and grammar remain perfect.

[Jaguar]

I am significantly more durnk than when you usual ly talk to me. I am durnk enough to warrant a durnk thread.

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Darius871
Dare I add that Kuciguar isn't even of legal age?

Only half of we drinks.

[Kuciwalker]

Those pictures are very unwoo (except teh first )

[Kuciwalker]

Originally posted by Jaguar
I am significantly more durnk than when you usual ly talk to me. I am durnk enough to warrant a durnk thread.

See, in that one you only had an extra space and repeated misspellings of drunk. You even got than/then correct. The OP was at least embellishment

[Darius871]

fattism

[Jaguar]

My attempts at counting:

2 full cups of 1/2 rum 1/2 pienapple juice
1 full cup port
4 jello shots

[Wiglaf]

Look Darius you contrary mother ****er, there is no way people that fat should be allowed to steal resources from the poor and starving. I am in favor of them all being sent to prisons and fed soup once a day and then kicking them in the face.

[Darius871]

OMG, there's a wiki for everything!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Liberation

[Kidlicious]

yea, if you were really that drunk you would think all three pictures were woo.

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker


See, in that one you only had an extra space and repeated misspellings of drunk. You even got than/then correct. The OP was at least embellishment

It depends on how much I 'm awilnign to coroect. yyou see, it's very difficult to fic them becasuse it' hard to see my keyboard in teh dark and also it' am phjsycisally demanding.

[Kuciwalker]

Wiglaf

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
Look Darius you contrary mother ****er, there is no way people that fat should be allowed to steal resources from the poor and starving. I am in favor of them all being sent to prisons and fed soup once a day and then kicking them in the face.

QFT

[Darius871]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
Look Darius you contrary mother ****er, there is no way j00s should be allowed to steal resources from the poor and starving. I am in favor of them all being sent to prisons and fed soup once a day and then kicking them in the face.

Fixed.

[Jaguar]

j00z be Yarrr and woo.