Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Jaguar's durnjk thread for thisruday night

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 5
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 template Next
  • #1

    Jaguar's durnjk thread for thisruday night

    I am a good jaguars but I occasionally partyake of teh alcohohls.

    UIn a way\, wer're all good ajguars' in the jugnels of lief, but I am teh best jaguars of gthem alll, ofr I be Yarrr and woo. In addition, I would like to have aq moment to commend teh KH, teh best durnk thread startar of tehm all. Furthermore, I think taht we should all spam theis thread with wooieties and whatnot and whatnton.

    Jaguar be Yrarr and woo. he shalels teg twoi more jellso shots and then call it a nighte.

    peace out.
    "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

    Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005
    Tags: None
  • #2
    UIn a way\, wer're all good ajguars' in the jugnels of lief, but I am teh best jaguars of gthem alll,


    Better than this Jaguar? I think not.



    She be Yrarr and woo!
    Unbelievable!

    Comment

    • #3
      traht am teh trutshs
      "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

      Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

      Comment

      • #4
        lolz your DL was taht sphinx gu8sy who posted insulting thinssg abvout peoples.
        "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

        Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

        Comment

        • #5
          I stopped getting drunk... pretty much stopped drinking.

          JM
          Jon Miller-
          I AM.CANADIAN
          GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

          Comment

          • #6
            Originally posted by Jaguar
            lolz your DL was taht sphinx gu8sy who posted insulting thinssg abvout peoples.
            I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.
            Unbelievable!

            Comment

            • #7
              LAIR! LAIR! LAIR!

              You , sir, shoiulds t be ashamed of yourself forb eing a liair.
              "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

              Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

              Comment

              • #8
                The only thing I'm a "lair" for is parasites.
                Unbelievable!

                Comment

                • #9
                  Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                  "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                  He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    I shaoles not vomit on pesopns because I be a goode4 jaguar. vomiinting on peoples is what a bad jaguar wouldst do.
                    "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                    Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      You have clearly consumed an inappropriate amount of alcohol, and as a result I am going to have to call you a phony, a sad phony who does not even know his limits and then boasts about it. This is like that fable of an emperor boasting that he is retarded...everyone laughs nervously but then thinks about what he just says...and there is an awkward silence as a result, shaming the emperor. Then his subjects realize he is an idiot and is just ****ing everything up.

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        Dare I add that Kuciguar isn't even of legal age?
                        Unbelievable!

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Wiglaf
                          This is like that fable of an emperor boasting that he is retarded...everyone laughs nervously but then thinks about what he just says...and there is an awkward silence as a result, shaming the emperor. Then his subjects realize he is an idiot and is just ****ing everything up.
                          I think that's going to happen when you find out the truth about Cheney.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Wiglaf
                            You have clearly consumed an inappropriate amount of alcohol, and as a result I am going to have to call you a phony, a sad phony who does not even know his limits and then boasts about it. This is like that fable of an emperor boasting that he is retarded...everyone laughs nervously but then thinks about what he just says...and there is an awkward silence as a result, shaming the emperor. Then his subjects realize he is an idiot and is just ****ing everything up.
                            I know my limints and I'm not going to throw up tonight, s on I"m s in good shape.
                            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                            Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jaguar

                              I know my limints and I'm not going to throw up tonight,
                              This might change your tune:

                              Unbelievable!

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 3 4 5 template Next
                              Working...
                              X