What's going on in Belgium?

[The Vagabond]

LOL, I thought this thread was about Belgium still being unable to get a government.

[The Vagabond]

Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
Charleroi is a ****hole.

Of course. It's in Wallonie after all.

[DinoDoc]

Is Belgium the West Virginia of the EU?

[Kontiki]

"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

[Wycoff]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Is Belgium the West Virginia of the EU?

I don't know about that, but I do know that there is a Charleroi in the "Pennsyl-tucky" region of PA, bordering West Virginia.

[Wezil]

Originally posted by Locutus
Belgium is on the verge of becoming the next Yugoslavia and THIS is making headlines across the pond?

*sigh* I can't do it all for you Locutus.

I was all over that issue a couple weeks ago. The thread is here since you are interested in the subject:

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?threadid=170293

Now please, do try and keep up.

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Kontiki
"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

Where did this come from?

[Aeson]

Austin Powers