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    Is it just me, or has there been a shortage of drunk threads lately?

    Because, you know, we need one for people like me who rarely do get drunk. Tonight, I'm bound by a promise I made to a friend in a far-away country... well, OK, Estonia, to cultivate my relationship with my brother by drinking half a bottle of rum with him. Which isn't much, but hey, it's the thought that counts. Now I'm finishing up the rum (and just a little bit of cognac), and considering going to a bar for some networking, but... well, due to my introverted nature, I'm not sure I can work up the will to barge in to some table and actually talk with people. Getting even more drunk would obviously not be the right thing to do.

    So, um, I hope people are having fun tonight. I'm feeling somewhat comfortable, although I really don't like the first feelings of drunkness (slight vertigo, sleepiness, thirst, numbness in the extremities) it does get better as the... er... condition develops.
    This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand
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    Oh, and I really hate this whole diuretic effect thing. Wouldn't it be nice if you could just turn that off?
    This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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    • #3
      I had to look that word up; but having done so, I must agree.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #4
        sorry Ari;

        it's 16h20 here, I'll begin to drink in 5 hours...

        Maybe I'll post here when I'll come back to my house...it will depends on how well the night is going.
        bleh

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        • #5
          You sound drunk all the time, so you don't really count.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            I'll work on it, but my last one sucked.
            Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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            • #7
              it's morning time. good drunks don't get drunk in the morning

              yes I realize it's only morning where I live (actually afternoon now)

              Had a few last night. Didn't feel the need to post a drunk thread. I feel like I need to cutback on my spam here.

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              • #8
                Re: Is it just me, or has there been a shortage of drunk threads lately?

                Originally posted by Ari Rahikkala Is it just me, or has there been a shortage of drunk threads lately?
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                http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?threadid=170605
                Unbelievable!

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                • #9
                  Right. One more reason why I really don't appreciate being drunk all that much: Drunk people blow. I hit the bars, only to listen to some guy drawl on about defending the country and what it means to lead people for like half an hour or so. Ah well. Now I'm home, and soon going to sleep, and when I wake up I will be sober. Life's not that bad.
                  This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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                  • #10
                    Usually people don't wake up sober after falling asleep drunk. While you sleep your metabolism slows down so you're not really processing much acohol. When you wake up, you pick up almost where you stopped the night before. Only more rested.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Is it just me, or has there been a shortage of drunk threads lately?

                      I've made attempts but too few people are willing to go along.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ari Rahikkala
                        I hit the bars, only to listen to some guy drawl on about defending the country and what it means to lead people for like half an hour or so.
                        I wish I could go drinking with Pekka, too
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #13
                          I'm not drunk tonight, sorry. Only had 3 beers. Strip club I went to was a total ripoff
                          Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                          • #14
                            ... humm, I'm not drunk! sorry Ari;

                            I tried the best as I can but I think I didn't tried enough
                            bleh

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SlowwHand
                              You sound drunk all the time, so you don't really count.
                              bleh

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