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APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO
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It has been known to "pop up" in the Funny Pictures thread..."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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Feature length?APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO
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Nope, not me....never. **tia tears down her poster of Ron Jeremy**Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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Originally posted by Wiglaf
Ron Jeremy is fat and ugly and appears in the worst movies. What is appealing about him, I will never know. To hell with him.Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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I don't think I've ever watched an entire porn film. I've always fast forwarded back when I rented. Only time I rented porn was when I was stationed in Charleston, SC. I heard you only had to be 18 (I think you need to be 21 in Las Vegas), so I went in and rented some.
When I got to Virginia, porn was unavailable anywhere. Except maybe in crappy magazine form. But I think women made them remove penthouse from the military exchanges. .
and once porn became available online... I saw little reason to buy it.
After I got my first (and to date only) virus, I stopped downloading porn. At that point I became sick to death of it, and only watch it very rarely. I densitized myself to it as well. I don't like bukkake or any of that, but I have watched films that were compilations of money shots and oral in general. And that really turns you off after a while.
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Originally posted by DaShi
Where is Dis?
I don't download anything at all. I'd rather play computer games than watch porn.
It would have been difficult for me to have never watch porn. As they played porn in the offices in the navy. The RADCON office was our official porn viewing area. But i did not enjoy watching porn with other men. Perhaps that is being homophobic. But I don't like getting boners around other men. It's not like I can rub one out, so what's the point of watching porn? You can't walk down the passageway with a hardon to rub one out in the head (bathroom). That's just as bad as going to a strip club and have some chick **** tease you.
And when I was a teenagers my friends would get a hold of my brother's magazines and made me look at them .
We did have one real religious guy who also worked in radcon workcenter on the Enterprise. He claimed to have never masturbates (he says he only has wet dreams). We would turn it off if he ever knocked (we kept the door locked of course as pornopgraphy is illegal to have on a navy ship).
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Unfortunatley, as a young lad, I cant say I never had it for Kay Parker,Amber Lynn,Ginger Lynn or my personal Fav...Marilynn Chambers
But that was then, and no I have idea who Heather Brooke is, although she could quite possibly be America's next Top Talent Contestant...uh..just sayingHi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah
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Originally posted by Grandpa Troll
...Ginger Lynn ...
Ah, to be 18 and have hair again."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
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