Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Okay, fess up if you've never watched porn.

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #31
    Awesome, total addict is the relative majority.
    "The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
    "Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.

    Comment


    • #32
      Originally posted by Main_Brain
      I watched this one:



      (I wont embedd it to save those who dont wanna check it out)
      Mail Delivery Man!
      LOL

      Comment


      • #33
        Originally posted by Blake
        technically you can't play GTA: Vice City without "watching" porn.
        Huh?
        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

        Comment


        • #34
          OMG! The sock puppet!!

          Just what I needed after a long day.
          Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
          Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
          Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
          You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

          Comment


          • #35
            Never gets old:



            Internet is for PORN!!This (wonderful:-) song is "The Internet Is For Porn", written by Jeff Marx and Robert Lopez, and it's from the broadway musical Avenue Q
            Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

            When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

            Comment


            • #36
              Okay. I confess. I'm not like not some kind of pervert or nothing. Visual stimuli just does nothing for me.

              I have a very powerful imagination (being an adept visual thinker and all that jazz), and the less left to the imagination, the less there is to work with. In my younger and stupider years I was marginally fond of unusual erotic fiction* (downloaded from the internet, of course). Maybe I just prefer emotional/imaginative stimuli to visual.
              Different strokes for different folks.
              And now that's a new euphemism.

              * And he admits he's actually a woman.

              Comment


              • #37
                Originally posted by Wiglaf
                Ron Jeremy is fat and ugly and appears in the worst movies. What is appealing about him, I will never know. To hell with him.
                Maybe something to do with the fact that he has a huge c*ck?
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

                Comment


                • #38
                  you would know

                  I don't think I have ever watched a movie with Ron Jeremy in it. Or maybe I have. who pays attention to the actors?

                  oh and the name of the very first porn movie I rented was Edward penishands. It wasn't very good.

                  Comment


                  • #39
                    Who wants a freebee? You guys will love me for this.
                    I found a site where you get all the vids you want and its free and legal. I dont know how they make their money, but its free. And all you ahve to do is register, just like poly. I have been a member for the last 3 years. I know I cant post a link here, but if anyone wants the address pm me.

                    I'll give you the link to myfreepaysite

                    Porn rules

                    Spec.
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

                    Comment


                    • #40
                      there are tons of sites like that. some you don't even have to register for.

                      Comment


                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                        Maybe something to do with the fact that he has a huge c*ck?
                        Is it really huge? I thought it was average.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

                        Comment


                        • #42
                          Large by all accounts.

                          edit - Something I noticed:

                          As a further indication of his crossover celebrity status, Jeremy has posed in an advertisement for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) to raise awareness of the overpopulation of domesticated animals. In the poster Ron lies partially nude on a bed, a pair of handcuffs around his wrist. Poking fun at his prolific notoriety, the title of the advertisement exclaims, "Too much sex can be a bad thing. Spay and neuter your cats and dogs."[27]


                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

                          Comment


                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Wezil
                            Large by all accounts.
                            Are you sure? That's alarming if so!
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

                            Comment


                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Asher

                              Are you sure? That's alarming if so!
                              He didn't become the most prolific male porn actor b/c of his looks. His nickname was "Hedgehog" for gawd sakes.
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

                              Comment


                              • #45
                                I thought he was popular because his tiny size made the guys watching feel better about themselves?
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X