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  • #16
    Yeah right. I'm 5'10" until I get angry.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Wezil
      Texas could use a short Queen I think.
      They have Tyrell Owens.
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      • #18
        and Sloww.
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        • #19
          Re: A Question About Dwarves, and What Constitutes Dwarfdom.

          Originally posted by SlowwHand
          What do you think constitutes a dwarf?

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          • #20
            It should also be noted that they totally got shafted when the council of Middle Earth decided how to divvy-up the food industry. They got tricked by the elves into harvesting mushrooms in dark dank caves while those prissy little elves got to bake cookies in trees.
            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #21
              KEEBLER'S!


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              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #22
                Usually their heads and face will have a larger bone structure then normal as well as their mouths tend to be a bit exagerated along with their height and torso to leg proportion will seem a bit off.
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                • #23
                  Dwarves
                  - Need alcohol to get through the working day.
                  - Enjoy a good sparring session.
                  - Loathe goblins and kobolds.
                  - Like diamonds, hematite and cows for their moos.
                  - Go into a fey mood at random, during which they will express outlandish demands for different materials, if they are met, they will construct a legendary artifact of some sort.
                  - Have the propensity to die in various very amusing ways, usually by their own stupidity.
                  - Are the mortal enemy of elephants.
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                  • #24
                    Failing to clear their neighborhood.
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                    • #25
                      I have a dwarf paladin. he rules.

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                      • #26
                        what do baby dwarfs look like
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                        • #27
                          urface
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                            It should also be noted that they totally got shafted when the council of Middle Earth decided how to divvy-up the food industry. They got tricked by the elves into harvesting mushrooms in dark dank caves while those prissy little elves got to bake cookies in trees.
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                            • #29
                              It is easy.
                              To be a dwarf he/she has to:
                              - have a beard (no matter wether being male or female)
                              - like wearing chain mail and horned helmets
                              - be able to bake dwarven bread (no, not for eating but as weapon )
                              - like rat burgers


                              Body size however doesn´t matter as long as you were raised by dwarves and behave in a dwarvish way

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Elok


                                I see I'm not the only one who watches Billy and Mandy. Fred Fredburger
                                Yes.
                                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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