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Yeah right. I'm 5'10" until I get angry. 
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They have Tyrell Owens.Originally posted by Wezil
Texas could use a short Queen I think.
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and Sloww.
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Re: A Question About Dwarves, and What Constitutes Dwarfdom.
Originally posted by SlowwHand
What do you think constitutes a dwarf?Comment
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It should also be noted that they totally got shafted when the council of Middle Earth decided how to divvy-up the food industry. They got tricked by the elves into harvesting mushrooms in dark dank caves while those prissy little elves got to bake cookies in trees.
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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KEEBLER'S!
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Usually their heads and face will have a larger bone structure then normal as well as their mouths tend to be a bit exagerated along with their height and torso to leg proportion will seem a bit off.Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
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Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
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Dwarves
- Need alcohol to get through the working day.
- Enjoy a good sparring session.
- Loathe goblins and kobolds.
- Like diamonds, hematite and cows for their moos.
- Go into a fey mood at random, during which they will express outlandish demands for different materials, if they are met, they will construct a legendary artifact of some sort.
- Have the propensity to die in various very amusing ways, usually by their own stupidity.
- Are the mortal enemy of elephants.Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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Failing to clear their neighborhood.APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTOComment
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I have a dwarf paladin. he rules.
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what do baby dwarfs look likeSafer worlds through superior firepowerComment
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urfaceThe cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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I see I'm not the only one who watches Billy and Mandy. Fred FredburgerOriginally posted by DRoseDARs
It should also be noted that they totally got shafted when the council of Middle Earth decided how to divvy-up the food industry. They got tricked by the elves into harvesting mushrooms in dark dank caves while those prissy little elves got to bake cookies in trees.
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It is easy.
To be a dwarf he/she has to:
- have a beard (no matter wether being male or female)
- like wearing chain mail and horned helmets
- be able to bake dwarven bread (no, not for eating but as weapon
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- like rat burgers
Body size however doesn´t matter as long as you were raised by dwarves and behave in a dwarvish way
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Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"Comment
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Yes.Originally posted by Elok
I see I'm not the only one who watches Billy and Mandy. Fred Fredburger
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
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