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  • #16
    Re: God question/rant

    Originally posted by BeBro
    I mean even if I assume he created the world and stuff etc. - that was back then, and now is now. So he had a week full of work and......that's it???

    What is he doing all the time now? You know, you can't point forever to a single achievement in life and expect people to be thankful for it forwever, at some point you have to move on and start doing stuff again, otherwise you might end up as lazy bastard.

    Discuss.
    More proof that God is French
    Speaking of Erith:

    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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    • #17
      No. The existance of non-French is a solid proof God exists.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Pekka
        BeBro, are you searching for the pillow you first masturbated on? I doubt it.

        We are that little old stain in some pillow. God has created lots of worlds and we were one of the experiments when he didn't know what he was doing. Sick experiment so to speak.

        Other worlds? Everyone is beautiful, sexy, rich, happy, healthy and they live forever until they want to die, but even then they can return if they start to regret dying. Oh, and they don't have to do anything they dont want to do.
        Dare I say it, but "WTFP?!"
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Pekka
          So?

          I notice I rule.
          That's all i get for my effort? I was expecting at least 3 paragraphs.
          What?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Wernazuma III


            If he's not, why did it take him time (a week, 7000 years or whatever) to create the universe?
            it didn't take him any time.
            The 7 days in Gen1/2 are a poetic way to describe the event of creation. Something that can't be described in any way for real so it can be understood by humans.

            Explaing the Gen1/2 as a literal account is pure silly, because you degrade God to some 2nd grade programmer who needs all kinds of workarounds and in-between fixes while creating the world.
            Formerly known as "CyberShy"
            Carpe Diem tamen Memento Mori

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            • #21
              I like Pekka's idea that the universe is just one of many that God wanked out.

              Maybe from his Baywatch era?
              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
              We've got both kinds

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              • #22
                Re: God question/rant

                Originally posted by Josh Ritter

                If God's up there he's in a cold dark room
                The heavenly host are just the cold dark moons
                He bent down and made the world in seven days
                And ever since he's been a'walking away
                Mixing with nitrogen in lonely holes
                Where neither seraphim or raindrops go
                I see an old man wandering the halls alone
                Only a full house gonna make a home
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #23
                  MikeH, of course. It's like people who say that there can't be any life outside the earth. I find that very unlikely, just from the odds point of view, we should consider it a possibility. Yet, we humans tend to not see outside the earth. If you look up to the sky and see the stars, you should realize that we're living in a very very small portion of the universe.

                  Now, the same with God, if God created the universe, why not create multiple universes? THere's no limit to one. If I was God, I'd create all kinds of universes.
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by CyberShy
                    Something that can't be described in any way for real so it can be understood by humans.
                    Best defense of Christianity I've seen. Since we can't understand it, we should believe it.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #25
                      Why do you ask questions you dont want answers to? Or when you already have the asnwer you want...

                      it didn't take him any time.
                      The 7 days in Gen1/2 are a poetic way to describe the event of creation. Something that can't be described in any way for real so it can be understood by humans.

                      Explaing the Gen1/2 as a literal account is pure silly, because you degrade God to some 2nd grade programmer who needs all kinds of workarounds and in-between fixes while creating the world.
                      It was done in 7 days to show an example of how to work. Show some consistency
                      if you want to stop terrorism; stop participating in it

                      ''Oh,Commissar,if we could put the potatoes in one pile,they would reach the foot of God''.But,replied the commissar,''This is the Soviet Union.There is no God''.''Thats all right'' said the worker,''There are no potatoes''

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by CyberShy


                        it didn't take him any time.
                        The 7 days in Gen1/2 are a poetic way to describe the event of creation. Something that can't be described in any way for real so it can be understood by humans.

                        Explaing the Gen1/2 as a literal account is pure silly, because you degrade God to some 2nd grade programmer who needs all kinds of workarounds and in-between fixes while creating the world.
                        Well, then don't take my OP as literal stuff, more like a poetic way to describe the-stuff-that-cannot-be-described
                        Blah

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by molly bloom
                          Too many beers with Shiva
                          Not that many - He's a lightweight
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                          • #28
                            Best defense of Christianity I've seen. Since we can't understand it, we should believe it.
                            Sort of like communism
                            "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Patroklos


                              Sort of like communism
                              Don't know what you mean, but we understand capitalism better than you do.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                              • #30
                                If you want to call communism a future social system that is democratic then, maybe that's hard to say what it is. We do know that it should probably have certain characteristics, like no military industrial complex.
                                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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