God question/rant

[BeBMan]

I mean even if I assume he created the world and stuff etc. - that was back then, and now is now. So he had a week full of work and......that's it???

What is he doing all the time now? You know, you can't point forever to a single achievement in life and expect people to be thankful for it forwever, at some point you have to move on and start doing stuff again, otherwise you might end up as lazy bastard.

Discuss.

[molly bloom]

Re: God question/rant

Originally posted by BeBro


What is he doing all the time now?

Punishing the evildoers with Cot Death Syndrome, Ebola, and poverty related diseases.

Kwashiorkor- it's for BAD people.

[Pekka]

BeBro, are you searching for the pillow you first masturbated on? I doubt it.

We are that little old stain in some pillow. God has created lots of worlds and we were one of the experiments when he didn't know what he was doing. Sick experiment so to speak.

Other worlds? Everyone is beautiful, sexy, rich, happy, healthy and they live forever until they want to die, but even then they can return if they start to regret dying. Oh, and they don't have to do anything they dont want to do.

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by Pekka
Other worlds? Everyone is beautiful, sexy, rich, happy, healthy and they live forever until they want to die, but even then they can return if they start to regret dying.

I notice you only put "happy" in fourth place.

[Pekka]

So?

I notice I rule.

[BeBMan]

Originally posted by Pekka
God has created lots of worlds and we were one of the experiments when he didn't know what he was doing.

I see, he is still creating other worlds all the time. Well maybe I have been a bit unfair to him. Maybe he's not so lazy.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Richelieu


I notice you only put "happy" in fourth place.

I can never remember the order of Snow White's Seven Dwarves either.

[Pekka]

Bebro, yes, he is not lazy. He just doesn't like us.

[Robert]

Since when is God subject to time?

[GePap]

Come on, he died years ago.

[GePap]

Originally posted by CyberShy
Since when is God subject to time?

Since the time some silly bugger made him up.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by CyberShy
Since when is God subject to time?

When he's late back for Mrs. God's din-dins. Too many beers with Shiva, Odin, Llir, Bacchus and Apedemak.

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by CyberShy
Since when is God subject to time?

If he's not, why did it take him time (a week, 7000 years or whatever) to create the universe?

[Wernazuma III]

Re: God question/rant

What is he doing all the time now? You know, you can't point forever to a single achievement in life and expect people to be thankful for it forwever, at some point you have to move on and start doing stuff again, otherwise you might end up as lazy bastard.

Discuss.

Every once in a while he pulls out his toy and kills everyone, sends plagues etc. I guess that counts.

[Shrapnel12]

God created the world in a week, but to him, today is still Sunday. It's his day off today. We get the weekend off. He worked a Saturday to get this place done on time. Give him a break. Come Monday he'll be busy bringing about Armageddon, judging us, and separating us into heaven and hell.