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That vat of jello might be hard to find, I got it easy. 
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I'll buy it on e-bay!
EViiiiiiL!!! - Mermaid ManComment
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Great minds think alike, that's where I'm going to get the chicks!
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Obviously we'd have to have a ratio of ten females to one male to ensure reproductive efficiency, and the females should be as attractive as possible to make the life of the sexually overworked males easier... and obviously the males should include important people like those who frequent the Off Topic forums of Civilization sites...Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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They don't need any males though. (That's not Jello Lancer.)Comment
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Very few humans live 1000 years.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Those poor sexually overworked males. How could we subject anyone to such cruel labor? I couldn't bring myself to it, so I feel it's my duty to volunteer.
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Even when they're being done by 10 hot chicks a night?Originally posted by Theben
Very few humans live 1000 years.
While it is true that very few humans live for 1000 years that's why I went with 1000 humans. With that many there's bound to be a few left alive.
Imagine Dick Cheney half a mile underground, safe while the world comes to an end above him, doing cheerleaders by the dozen.
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ESPECIALLY when they're doing 10 hot chicks a night. Those same 10 are prolly nagging him unceasingly during the day (oh, the cave's too damp/hot/cold, we need more cavern space, why do the Lesbenraums have moss flooring and we don't, does this dead animal skin make my butt look big).Originally posted by Lancer
Even when they're being done by 10 hot chicks a night?
2-3 years, tops.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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"No, dear. It isn't the animal skin that makes you butt look big. It's the amount of fat you're carrying around back there."Originally posted by Theben
... does this dead animal skin make my butt look big).
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Have the Japanese not taught you what happens when you build space stations? Space tentacles attack.Originally posted by Lancer
That's right. We also need space platforms capable of keeping a thousand people for a thousand years. Solar energy powered, containing hydorponic gardens and recycled water.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Wtf Lancer?!
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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This explains how Zkrib managed to stay single all these years.Originally posted by Zkribbler
"No, dear. It isn't the animal skin that makes you butt look big. It's the amount of fat you're carrying around back there."
"Have the Japanese not taught you what happens when you build space stations? Space tentacles attack."
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Huloooo?Originally posted by Spec
Wtf Lancer?!
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