10 Commandments, Your Version

[Kuciwalker]

2) Never put ANY authority, even this set of commandments, above that brain of yours, and your ability to reason.

[Zevico]

1. When you wear pink squirrels on your head to a birthday party, remember to leave before they get hungry and start biting people.
2. Some people prefer brown squirrels to the usual pink squirrel. This is a matter of taste.
3. Brown squirrels are tasteless.
4. Leave your squirrels at the door where necessary or where decorum requires it. Some restaurants have banned the practice of wearing a squirrel on one's head and it would be impolite to cause a scene.
5. Many have protested at this ban on the right to wear squirrels on one's head, arguing that they have have a right to wear squirrels wherever and whenever they want. This is not a commandment.
6. Now that we're on the topic of hats, I recommend akubras. They're very wide-brimmed.
7. If you're un-Australian, consider a bandana.
8. If you're supporting a charity, wear a wristband.
9. If you're not supporting a charity, wear a wristband.
10. Wear a wristband.

[Lancer]

! These are great.

Zkrib

aneeshm, those are good ones but you're no mathmatician I can tell.

[LordShiva]

1. Never forget teh banana option.
2. Name changes are for n00bs.
3. When editing quotes, use strike and bold tags appropriately.
4. Smileys at teh ends of sentences replace punctuation
5. We need: -frog smiley.
6. We need: -vomit smiley.
7. We need: -better crying smiley.
8. Don't call Lorizael 'Lori' (unless your name is LordShiva).
9. Never get drunk and then not post.
10. Spiffor must come back

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Lancer
Zkrib

It was a humbling experience, tho. It took the real God seven days to create the entire universe. It took me two days and three beers just to come up with 10 lousy commandments.

[Lancer]

Have a beer and celebrate a job well done.

[Vesayen]

Being Jewish, I'll stick with the original 10. I like them, I don't see much room for improvement.

[Lorizael]

I really like Rufus' (as actual commandments from a god), even if the first 6 are just disclaimers.

[Lancer]

Originally posted by DaShi


Discovering my birthday is a quest, like searching for the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail. Only Indiana Jones knows the truth.

Is it January 1?

[Arrian]

that which is hateful to thyself, do not do to others

Always a good one.

-Arrian

[Wiglaf]

Originally posted by Bkeela
1. Do What Thou Wilt.
2. Do What Thou Wilt.
3. Do What Thou Wilt.
4. Do What Thou Wilt.
5. Do What Thou Wilt.
6. Do What Thou Wilt.
7. Do What Thou Wilt.
8. Do What Thou Wilt.
9. Do What Thou Wilt.
10. Do What Thou Wilt.

You are so clever. It is my hope that hedonists such as yourself end up depressed in a ditch when they realize how worthless their pleasure is when they suddenly they become old and can't get it up anymore, and when no body likes them because they spent their whole lives focused on themselves. Go to hell

[Lancer]

Patience...

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by Wiglaf
You are so clever. It is my hope that hedonists such as yourself end up depressed in a ditch when they realize how worthless their pleasure is when they suddenly they become old and can't get it up anymore, and when no body likes them because they spent their whole lives focused on themselves. Go to hell

Because clearly, focusing your life on hating every insignificant and inconsequential thing you come across will ensure that you are liked.

[Kuciwalker]

/me Wiglaf

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Wiglaf

Go to hell

Are you offering your trip there as a holiday recommendation ?