2) Never put ANY authority, even this set of commandments, above that brain of yours, and your ability to reason.
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1. When you wear pink squirrels on your head to a birthday party, remember to leave before they get hungry and start biting people.
2. Some people prefer brown squirrels to the usual pink squirrel. This is a matter of taste.
3. Brown squirrels are tasteless.
4. Leave your squirrels at the door where necessary or where decorum requires it. Some restaurants have banned the practice of wearing a squirrel on one's head and it would be impolite to cause a scene.
5. Many have protested at this ban on the right to wear squirrels on one's head, arguing that they have have a right to wear squirrels wherever and whenever they want. This is not a commandment.
6. Now that we're on the topic of hats, I recommend akubras. They're very wide-brimmed.
7. If you're un-Australian, consider a bandana.
8. If you're supporting a charity, wear a wristband.
9. If you're not supporting a charity, wear a wristband.
10. Wear a wristband."You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier
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1. Never forget teh banana option.
2. Name changes are for n00bs.
3. When editing quotes, usestrikeand bold tags appropriately.
4. Smileys at teh ends of sentences replace punctuation
5. We need: -frog smiley.
6. We need: -vomit smiley.
7. We need: -better crying smiley.
8. Don't call Lorizael 'Lori' (unless your name is LordShiva).
9. Never get drunk and then not post.
10. Spiffor must come backTHEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
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I really like Rufus' (as actual commandments from a god), even if the first 6 are just disclaimers.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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Originally posted by DaShi
Discovering my birthday is a quest, like searching for the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail. Only Indiana Jones knows the truth.Long time member @ Apolyton
Civilization player since the dawn of time
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that which is hateful to thyself, do not do to others
Always a good one.
-Arriangrog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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Originally posted by Bkeela
1. Do What Thou Wilt.
2. Do What Thou Wilt.
3. Do What Thou Wilt.
4. Do What Thou Wilt.
5. Do What Thou Wilt.
6. Do What Thou Wilt.
7. Do What Thou Wilt.
8. Do What Thou Wilt.
9. Do What Thou Wilt.
10. Do What Thou Wilt.
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Originally posted by Wiglaf
You are so clever. It is my hope that hedonists such as yourself end up depressed in a ditch when they realize how worthless their pleasure is when they suddenly they become old and can't get it up anymore, and when no body likes them because they spent their whole lives focused on themselves. Go to hellClick here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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