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    Two of my officemates have each spotted a woman who flosses her teeth while driving to work. I figure that soon this woman will be needing an epitaph. This is what I have so far. Won't you help?

    Here lies Betty Ross*
    Who died while trying to floss
    Her pearlly white & shiney teeth.
    Now she lies here beneath.

    Yes, gingavitis was her foe.
    She battled in through stop and go.
    Then while examining her work, so fine,
    She blew a stop and wound up dying.



    _____________________
    * I made this name up.

  • #2
    Restin' Teeth

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    • #3
      Despite her having worries dental,
      Her driving was somewhat mental,
      Because of her love of Oral B,
      Is now sleeping with the fishes beneath the sea...
      Speaking of Erith:

      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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      • #4
        Her fear having an occlusion
        Left her on the road in some confusion
        And now she has sadly passed away
        There are no more woes about dental decay...
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #5
          Whilst panicking about her dental caries
          Her mind was whisked away by the fairies
          During contemplating a dental hook
          The poor girl got crushed beneath a truck.
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #6
            or

            Here rests the loving, dental soul of

            BETTY ROSS

            Sic Transit Gloria Molari

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            • #7
              Damn I'm on fire tonight
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Winston
                or

                Here rests the loving, dental soul of

                BETTY ROSS

                Sic Transit Gloria Molari
                Or maybe not
                Speaking of Erith:

                "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                • #9
                  Her lies Malinda Hill
                  Died while taking a spin
                  Paid attention to the wrong grill
                  and left with a spotless grin
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #10
                    Trying to rid of excess mucus
                    Or perhaps a bit of mucus pukus
                    So twas Jill ran off the road
                    Now her teeth the worm's abode
                    Long time member @ Apolyton
                    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                    • #11
                      wonderful, wonderful!

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                      • #12
                        Rhythm people, rhythm... poetry is not just about rhyming...
                        <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
                        I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by snoopy369
                          Rhythm people, rhythm... poetry is not just about rhyming...
                          Trying to rid of excess mucus
                          Or perhaps of mucus pukus
                          So twas Jill ran off the road
                          Now her teeth the worm's abode


                          Better?
                          Long time member @ Apolyton
                          Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                          • #14
                            *****es, *****es, *****es,
                            they are the traffic sickness
                            Now the ***** is dead
                            that is the God's bless.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              With floss in hand,
                              She left on her mission:
                              A rendezvous
                              With a cute mortician.

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