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Two of my officemates have each spotted a woman who flosses her teeth while driving to work. I figure that soon this woman will be needing an epitaph. This is what I have so far. Won't you help? 
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* I made this name up.
Here lies Betty Ross*
Who died while trying to floss
Her pearlly white & shiney teeth.
Now she lies here beneath.
Yes, gingavitis was her foe.
She battled in through stop and go.
Then while examining her work, so fine,
She blew a stop and wound up dying.
Who died while trying to floss
Her pearlly white & shiney teeth.
Now she lies here beneath.
Yes, gingavitis was her foe.
She battled in through stop and go.
Then while examining her work, so fine,
She blew a stop and wound up dying.
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* I made this name up.
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