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  • #31
    Originally posted by Lancer
    My pecker is the size my pecker is.
    But if you went for the fat injections you could have an obese pecker.
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    • #32
      However I'm not completely out of my mind. I think.
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      • #33
        Let's work on that shall we?
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp


          I think it was BBC3.
          Is that kinda like ESPN8, "The Ocho"?
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          • #35
            I think (from my swimming pool locker room experience) that all penises are more or less the same size, around 15 centimeters, a few centimeters more, a few less I dont think would make a big difference in how it feels,
            This penis size issue only matters for those who have it very big or veyr small imo
            I need a foot massage

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Barnabas
              I think (from my swimming pool locker room experience) that all penises are more or less the same size, around 15 centimeters, a few centimeters more, a few less I dont think would make a big difference in how it feels,
              This penis size issue only matters for those who have it very big or veyr small imo
              Swimming pool locker room, y'say...I don't suppose you've seen the relevant episode of "Seinfeld?"
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              • #37
                Re: The 21st century cult of the large winkie

                Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                4- Classical Greeks didn't rate big penises at all. They were reckoned to be a sign of stupidity and brutishness.
                Just be glad the fad these days isn't for eunichs, eh?

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                • #38
                  I was stung by a bee on my willie while riding a motorcycle and I'm happy to say the swelling never went down.

                  It really happened, I crashed into a tree.
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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Elok


                    Swimming pool locker room, y'say...I don't suppose you've seen the relevant episode of "Seinfeld?"

                    No
                    I need a foot massage

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Lancer
                      I was stung by a bee on my willie while riding a motorcycle and I'm happy to say the swelling never went down.

                      It really happened, I crashed into a tree.
                      It's probably infected and your immune system is holding it back. However, someday you'll get really sick and your immune will be weakened. Then you're penis will fall off.
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                      • #41
                        One less thing to worry about.
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                        • #42
                          Re: The 21st century cult of the large winkie

                          Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp 3- The film-maker gave a number of women some modelling clay and asked them to make a 1:1 scale model of their ideal penis. Without fail, they all made something that looked more suited to battering down walls in medieval times rather than something that could be realistically attached to a human being.
                          I'll take from this that we should no longer feel guilty for imagining breasts that could topple the tower in Pisa after pulling it upright.
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Barnabas
                            I think (from my swimming pool locker room experience) that all penises are more or less the same size, around 15 centimeters, a few centimeters more, a few less I dont think
                            In my experience comparing penises, you'd be surprised how much difference a little bit can make.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Barnabas
                              I think (from my swimming pool locker room experience) that all penises are more or less the same size, around 15 centimeters, a few centimeters more, a few less I dont think would make a big difference in how it feels,
                              This penis size issue only matters for those who have it very big or veyr small imo
                              But the penises you see in the locker room are usually not erect. So how could you arrive at such a conclusion?

                              Or are they?
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                              • #45
                                ass into penis is against nature: it should be the other way round
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