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I was watching a documentary last night about penises. Specifically, it was a very engaging chap who had (by his own declaration) a 3.5 inch penis that he was perfectly happy with. He got people talking openly about penises- their own and other people's. Some interesting points emerged-
1- Kinsey reckoned that the average penis was 6.2 inches. A later study by Durex made it 6.4 inches. However both those studies had men measuring themselves and declaring their scores. A more recent study in which nurses measured men independently made it 5.9 inches on average.
2- When asked if their penis is above average size, about 80% of men said yes. However most men admit to being insecure about having a penis smaller than they would like. This insecurity appears to be growing.
3- The film-maker gave a number of women some modelling clay and asked them to make a 1:1 scale model of their ideal penis. Without fail, they all made something that looked more suited to battering down walls in medieval times rather than something that could be realistically attached to a human being.
4- Classical Greeks didn't rate big penises at all. They were reckoned to be a sign of stupidity and brutishness.
Increasing numbers of men are having painful and possibly hazardous surgery to get larger penises- usually involving fat taken from the buttocks and packed into the penis (lovely, right?). So is this all, to be blunt, a load of old ****? Is it about time that we started to celebrate the joy of the smaller member?
1- Kinsey reckoned that the average penis was 6.2 inches. A later study by Durex made it 6.4 inches. However both those studies had men measuring themselves and declaring their scores. A more recent study in which nurses measured men independently made it 5.9 inches on average.
2- When asked if their penis is above average size, about 80% of men said yes. However most men admit to being insecure about having a penis smaller than they would like. This insecurity appears to be growing.
3- The film-maker gave a number of women some modelling clay and asked them to make a 1:1 scale model of their ideal penis. Without fail, they all made something that looked more suited to battering down walls in medieval times rather than something that could be realistically attached to a human being.
4- Classical Greeks didn't rate big penises at all. They were reckoned to be a sign of stupidity and brutishness.
Increasing numbers of men are having painful and possibly hazardous surgery to get larger penises- usually involving fat taken from the buttocks and packed into the penis (lovely, right?). So is this all, to be blunt, a load of old ****? Is it about time that we started to celebrate the joy of the smaller member?
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