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    I was watching a documentary last night about penises. Specifically, it was a very engaging chap who had (by his own declaration) a 3.5 inch penis that he was perfectly happy with. He got people talking openly about penises- their own and other people's. Some interesting points emerged-

    1- Kinsey reckoned that the average penis was 6.2 inches. A later study by Durex made it 6.4 inches. However both those studies had men measuring themselves and declaring their scores. A more recent study in which nurses measured men independently made it 5.9 inches on average.

    2- When asked if their penis is above average size, about 80% of men said yes. However most men admit to being insecure about having a penis smaller than they would like. This insecurity appears to be growing.

    3- The film-maker gave a number of women some modelling clay and asked them to make a 1:1 scale model of their ideal penis. Without fail, they all made something that looked more suited to battering down walls in medieval times rather than something that could be realistically attached to a human being.

    4- Classical Greeks didn't rate big penises at all. They were reckoned to be a sign of stupidity and brutishness.


    Increasing numbers of men are having painful and possibly hazardous surgery to get larger penises- usually involving fat taken from the buttocks and packed into the penis (lovely, right?). So is this all, to be blunt, a load of old ****? Is it about time that we started to celebrate the joy of the smaller member?
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    Would you stop obsessing about my penis, please?
    "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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    • #3
      What channel was this on Laz?

      In my experience....larger just is more fun.
      Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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      • #4
        The film-maker gave a number of women some modelling clay and asked them to make a 1:1 scale model of their ideal penis. Without fail, they all made something that looked more suited to battering down walls in medieval times rather than something that could be realistically attached to a human being.
        And there ya go.

        -Arrian
        grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

        The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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        • #5
          All this insecurity about penis size isn't an issue for me because mine is gigantic.
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          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • #6
            Lazarus, before you get bombared by crude comments and jokes at your expense, allow me to try and have a meaningful conversation first (thus making myself a target as well).

            One thing that confuses the heck out of me is the woman's attitude towards penis size. I have always thought it was merely a male vanity. Like you have said, women are always bragging about wanting a large size, but in several polls, women have complained how a large penis actually hurts. Are women merely caught up in the hype as well? Would a woman who says, "I like small penises" be ridiculed as much as a man who says he has a small penis?
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            • #7
              Are there any theories as to the origin of this big penis craze? Why is the ideal of a gargantuan phallus admired and desired more now than it previously was?
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              • #8
                Re: The 21st century cult of the large winkie

                Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
                I was watching a documentary last night about penises.
                I never would have suspected it from this poster.

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                • #9
                  I dunno. I remember a Greek fresco of Priapus weighing his member on the scales of justice from freshman year classics (heh) class. Seems to me it goes back a ways.

                  Heh. Professor Martha Risser. She really, really liked that slide. It was the last one, and she left it up for the remainder of the class (~1 hour).

                  -Arrian
                  grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                  The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                  • #10
                    Inserting butt fat into your penis is permagay.
                    In da butt.
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                    • #11
                      I remember that, wasn't it a Roman fresco from Pompeii (sp?)?
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                      • #12
                        It might've been Roman. Memory... hazy... college...

                        edit: cookie for Patroklos. It was indeed from Pompeii:

                        One of the most famous images of Priapus is that from the House of the Vettii in Pompeii; it is a wall fresco in which Priapus is weighing his phallus against a bag full of money and it appears that his phallus is heavier.
                        And I was doubly wrong, because it's not the scales of justice...

                        -Arrian
                        grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                        The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                        • #13
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Starchild
                            What channel was this on Laz?
                            I think it was BBC3.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Shrapnel12

                              One thing that confuses the heck out of me is the woman's attitude towards penis size. I have always thought it was merely a male vanity. Like you have said, women are always bragging about wanting a large size, but in several polls, women have complained how a large penis actually hurts. Are women merely caught up in the hype as well? Would a woman who says, "I like small penises" be ridiculed as much as a man who says he has a small penis?

                              Funnily enough, I've made the same thread on another forum with a much higher proportion of female posters, and a significant number have said that they find anything above 6 inches too painful to enjoy.
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