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  • My beer bottle is too fat to fit in my beer cozy

    I live such a hard life. I don't know how I overcome these adversities.

    damn mexican beer. but it's good beer and cheap for a dark imported beer. Plus has a foil on the top, so I think it was meant to be poured into a stein. But I like drinking out of the bottle. I guess I like my lips on that phallic shape . Though at a nice restaurant I'll pour it in a glass. I'm civilized like that.

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    Sigh. I miss the old Canadian "stubby" bottles.

    Carry on.
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    • #3
      Beer in brown glas bottles

      Green glas for beer bottles

      Fully transparent "window" glas for beer

      FACT!
      Blah

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      • #4
        Modelo Negro?
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          Sam Adams

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          • #6
            Oh thank god, this is actually about beer.
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            • #7
              It's tough being american.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by BeBro
                Beer in brown glas bottles

                Green glas for beer bottles

                Fully transparent "window" glas for beer

                FACT!
                Correct, especially when you're buying an import. It's tough to find a German beer in a green bottle that hasn't at least partially spoiled during it's trip accross the Atlantic. (Unless we're talking about Becks or St. Paulis... then I know that it tasted that bad when it left the brewery)

                Beer Cozies They're for old men.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BeBro
                  Fully transparent "window" glas for beer
                  If you're ever in Canada, try Sleemans
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Japher
                    Modelo Negro?
                    that's it. you win the prize. I have no idea what that is.

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                    • #11
                      It "Black Label", it's pretty much Corona Dark
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #12
                        Dis
                        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                          Koozie sounds like a euphemism for "vagina," which ironically can also be used to hold beer bottles
                          This post should have gone here.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                            Dis
                            I emailed the bastard telling him to come back but so far he hasn't.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Dis View Post
                              that's it. you win the prize. I have no idea what that is.
                              Oooh nice choice...I have had quite a few nice Mexican beers in my time.
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