My beer bottle is too fat to fit in my beer cozy

[Dauphin]

I emailed the bastard telling him to come back but so far he hasn't.

Did he respond at all? He should come back.

[DaShi]

I emailed the bastard telling him to come back but so far he hasn't.

He's all grown up now. I'm so proud.

[The Mad Monk]

I emailed the bastard telling him to come back but so far he hasn't.

He dissed you.

[Dinner]

Indeed.

Dauphin: No response at all.

[Dis]

I emailed the bastard telling him to come back but so far he hasn't.

bastard has been busy dealing with a woman on PMS. But I give up. PMS 1: Dis 0.

Funny, I notice the thread topic, and it sounded like a topic I have experience with, then I noticed who started it...

[Dis]

I'm still trying to figure out that timing. How did you know I was here last week when I wasn't even signed in? I was here briefly last week when that other place was down. But I haven't had much time to post there either.

[Dinner]

So what's been going on? Are you married now or just have a girlfriend?

BTW someone bumped one of your old threads and that's what kicked off the conversation about what happened to Dis.

[ColdWizard]

I'm still trying to figure out that timing. How did you know I was here last week when I wasn't even signed in? I was here briefly last week when that other place was down. But I haven't had much time to post there either.

A spambot advertising bottles bumped every thread mentioning beer bottles.

[Dauphin]

It wasn't a spambot. It was Dis.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I'm still trying to figure out that timing. How did you know I was here last week when I wasn't even signed in?

Aren't you more intrigued over how we managed to find out where you lived, broke into your house, and wiped our knobs on your curtains?

[Dis]

Yeah I was wondering about my curtains. I was just curious. It seems if I wasn't logged in, you'd only know I was here because of my IP. But I'm sure it's changed since I posted last. Coincidence I guess. But that still doesn't explain my curtains...

I just happened to log in last week since CFC was down. Yes I do post over there sometimes, don't ask me why. But I don't have much time for that either. I'm horrible at time management. I find my life is so busy between a woman, trying to play fallout: New Vegas just a little each week, work, keeping up with news, etc.

So what's been going on? Are you married now or just have a girlfriend?

Not married, no chance of that happening anytime soon. As improbable as it sounds, I do have a girlfriend. But sometimes I miss the freedom I had when I was single, and had lots of boredom to kill (most of it here ). Then again boredom isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[Dis]

Oh I forgot to mention one other detail. I'm giving up drinking for the woman I'm with. So that makes this thread topic a bit out of date so to speak.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

SHE'S NOT WORTH IT!!

[Sava]

LET ME IN THIS MOTHAFCUAK

i wanna FFUUUUUCCKKA

[KrazyHorse]

is "beer cozy" the name of the girl that dis is banging on weekends?