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RIP "Weekly World News"
Excess Hollywood: WEEKLY WORLD NEWS DEAD AT 28!
Weekly World News, the newspaper of record for the deranged, folded on Aug. 3, leaving Bat Boy, Zombie Elvis and P'lod, the extraterrestrial who had an affair with Hillary Clinton, homeless. No reason was given by American Media for shutting down the almost-entirely fictional, magnificently trashy supermarket tabloid, though declining circulation was suspected.
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WWN has exposed all kinds of government cover-ups. Like the small town in Texas that's known as Clonetown: It's the site of a secret program where government scientists cloned the first human in 1973. Or the secret cache of Matthew Brady photographs found hidden in the White House basement that prove Lincoln was actually a woman — "Abe Was a Babe!"
Weekly World News, the newspaper of record for the deranged, folded on Aug. 3, leaving Bat Boy, Zombie Elvis and P'lod, the extraterrestrial who had an affair with Hillary Clinton, homeless. No reason was given by American Media for shutting down the almost-entirely fictional, magnificently trashy supermarket tabloid, though declining circulation was suspected.
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WWN has exposed all kinds of government cover-ups. Like the small town in Texas that's known as Clonetown: It's the site of a secret program where government scientists cloned the first human in 1973. Or the secret cache of Matthew Brady photographs found hidden in the White House basement that prove Lincoln was actually a woman — "Abe Was a Babe!"
Proof that the Gov knows about space aliens and stuff, doesn't want the truth to come out, and shut down this well known source of truth.
From where will those MiB now get info about illegal alien activity?
Such unbounded absurdity should not be permitted to pass quietly into the night. 
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