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  • RIP "Weekly World News"

    Your trusted source for breaking news, analysis, exclusive interviews, headlines, and videos at ABCNews.com


    Excess Hollywood: WEEKLY WORLD NEWS DEAD AT 28!

    Weekly World News, the newspaper of record for the deranged, folded on Aug. 3, leaving Bat Boy, Zombie Elvis and P'lod, the extraterrestrial who had an affair with Hillary Clinton, homeless. No reason was given by American Media for shutting down the almost-entirely fictional, magnificently trashy supermarket tabloid, though declining circulation was suspected.

    (...)

    WWN has exposed all kinds of government cover-ups. Like the small town in Texas that's known as Clonetown: It's the site of a secret program where government scientists cloned the first human in 1973. Or the secret cache of Matthew Brady photographs found hidden in the White House basement that prove Lincoln was actually a woman — "Abe Was a Babe!"

    Proof that the Gov knows about space aliens and stuff, doesn't want the truth to come out, and shut down this well known source of truth.

    From where will those MiB now get info about illegal alien activity?

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    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      Oh, missed it
      Blah

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      • #4
        For some reason i read the title as 'Weekly Worker'... But the contents are about the same...

        I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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        • #5
          I hope the producers of Men in Black III purchase the rights to the title of this papers, and to maybe some of the headlines. They are WONDERFUL! Such unbounded absurdity should not be permitted to pass quietly into the night.

          A gigamist?!?

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          • #6
            OMG!!

            Im a GIGAMIST..or well, we had a small tryst it seems
            Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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