You're dead.

[Lorizael]

What now? Burial or cremation? Religious funeral? Golden casket lined with jewels?

Me? I want my body thrown to the wolves and then I want everyone to tell rude jokes about me and go back to their business.

[BeBMan]

I would tell you, but I can't reply cause I'm dead

[LordShiva]

I'd have my body donated to an art gallery, to be displayed as teh work of consummate perfection that it is.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by BeBro
I would tell you, but I can't reply cause I'm dead

Being able to haunt people would be nice. And by haunt people I mean hang around women's locker rooms.

[Lancer]

Body, don't care. Me? Go see what's up.

[Spec]

Who cares, I'm dead.

Dump me in the woods.

Spec.

[BeBMan]

Now that I rethink the problem, maybe we could be zombies then?

[Nostromo]

I specifically instructed my parents to preserve my body like the Russians did with Lenin, but to keep my body in their living room, sitting on the couch in front of the TV.

EDIT: a clarification for Lorizael's sake

[Lorizael]

Your parents knew Lenin?

[LordShiva]

And if so, how risky a lifestyle are you living that you expect to die before they do?

[Nostromo]

I recently ate a yogourt that was one day past its expiration date. I'm living on the edge

[Lorizael]

I have a friend who used to drink bleach in his spare time. You should be alright.

[Dracon II]

I'd go on to defeat John Ashcroft in a Senate campaign.

[Nikolai]

I guess I would be buried, but it's of no great importance. When I'm dead, I don't need my body anymore. The new body I'm promised by God, won't have anything to do with my current body.

[BeBMan]

Gaius, I can't die. When this body's destroyed, my memory and consciousness will be instantly transmitted to a new one. I'll just wake up somewhere else in an identical body.