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  • Things that didn't fly

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    I saw spruce goose on the telly tonight

    others? airships? man rocket packs?
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    The flying device of the tailor of Ulm. Had he been successful it would have been mankinds first glider, decades before Otto Lilienthal.
    But because of bad thermics his demonstration was a failure. Among the laughter of the bystanders he plunged into the Donau River and afterwards quit all attempts at making a flying device, being turned into a broke and broken man till his death.
    Further research in the 20th century has shown that his device could have flown and that his failure really was only due to bad luck.

    Edited: Removed some characters/words that were double or didn´t really fit in
    Last edited by Proteus_MST; August 5, 2007, 03:06.
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      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        PROT didn't fly as well....
        Blah

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        • #5
          Re: Things that didn't fly

          Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
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          I saw spruce goose on the telly tonight

          Did you nod off before the bit where it started flying?
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          • #6
            Originally posted by BeBro
            PROT didn't fly as well....
            As well as what?
            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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            • #7
              Re: Re: Things that didn't fly

              Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp



              Did you nod off before the bit where it started flying?
              briefly but my point is more why didn't it get off the ground commercially?

              same with airships, a wonderful way to travel, did Hitler have something to do with it?
              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                Re: Re: Re: Things that didn't fly

                Originally posted by Alexander's Horse


                briefly but my point is more why didn't it get off the ground commercially?

                same with airships, a wonderful way to travel, did Hitler have something to do with it?
                Before the Hindenberg, another Zepplin (the Graf Zeppelin, IIRC) logged 1,000,000 incident-free miles between Germany and Argentina.

                The Hindenberg explosion, followed by the later crashes of the Macon and Acron, put the kabosh on airship travel. After the war, airplanes were far faster and far cheaper.

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                • #9
                  but cruise ships survived the Titanic
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                  • #10
                    I think because there wasn't much alternative back then for sea travel. The sea liners became more and more pure tourist cruise ships later when air travel per plane was a better option.
                    Last edited by BeBMan; August 5, 2007, 03:56.
                    Blah

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                    • #11
                      Re: Re: Re: Things that didn't fly

                      Originally posted by Alexander's Horse


                      briefly but my point is more why didn't it get off the ground commercially?

                      same with airships, a wonderful way to travel, did Hitler have something to do with it?
                      Lack of cheap helium.

                      Inadvisability of coating exterior skin of airships in a highly flammable aluminium 'paint' and then getting electrostatic charges on it.


                      " The actual cause of the fire was the extreme easy flammability of the covering material brought about by discharges of an electrostatic nature ..."
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                        • #13
                          Heh, while we're along the lines of failed 90s food and beverage products...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BeBro
                              PROT didn't fly as well....
                              PROT?
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