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  • #16
    Originally posted by Lorizael
    Refusing to change in the face of clear evidence that one's actions don't add up: the surest sign of insanity.
    So is posting at 'poly. Your point?

    -Arrian
    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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    • #17
      I usually start mine with "Hey you dirty SOB!" or if it goes to several people "Read that, stupid bastards!"
      Blah

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Arrian
        So is posting at 'poly. Your point?

        -Arrian
        Do 'poly posts need points?
        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • #19
          "Now hear this,"

          [message body]

          "That is all."

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          • #20
            Craptastic.

            This place is getting just like Counterglow...



            Spec.
            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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            • #21
              And I'm waiting for the usual

              WTF is Counterglow?

              Come Lordpredictable. Amaze me.

              Spec.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #22
                Calling business contacts "Dear" is a no-no.

                I address them by their first name, and sign off with "Best regards" or "Look forward to hearing from you" or something like that, followed by my signature (name + company + contact details).
                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                • #23


                  Wow.

                  Did I just see ''content'' in your post?!



                  Spec.
                  -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                  • #24
                    Amazing, ain't it Speccie?
                    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                    Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                    • #25
                      Have you been taking VJ lessons, Spec?
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #26
                        Spec's just woke up from last night's partying. His head will ache a little longer, that's all.
                        Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                        I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                        Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                        • #27
                          HOWDY!
                          APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                          • #28
                            What'd you do this time. and how long is it for?
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Perfection
                              HOWDY!
                              Great.
                              Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                              I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                              Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                              • #30
                                I use their title or last name if civilian. Given my job I use "Sir" or "Ma'am" to open some emails, first names for fellow junior officers, and ratings like "SKC" or "DK2" for cheifs and below.

                                The military also has a quick and easy way to close. "Very Respectfully (V/r)" for up the chain, "Respectufully (R/)" for down the chain, and "Later ****er" for peers
                                "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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