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    1. Belgium doesn't really exist.

    2. Teh mainstream news media conspires to propagate teh lie that is teh state of Belgium by making up ridiculous stories such as this one:

    Belgian leader makes anthem gaffe
    The man expected to become Belgium's next prime minister has caused a stir by singing the French national anthem when asked to sing the Belgian one.

    Yves Leterme, head of the Flemish Christian Democrats, broke into La Marseillaise instead of Belgium's La Brabanconne on the national day.

    His gaffe was filmed by Belgian RTBF television, as he was about to attend a church service in Brussels on Saturday.

    Dutch- and French-speaking politicians are struggling to form a new coalition.

    The outgoing coalition led by Prime Minister Guy Verhofstadt is still governing in a caretaker role as negotiations continue.

    Clips of Mr Leterme's gaffe have been broadcast on the internet video site YouTube.com.

    Footage of him at the church service also showed him failing to sing along to La Brabanconne.

    Vague on history

    He also made a mistake over Belgium's national day, saying it marked the "proclamation of the constitution". It actually commemorates the inauguration of Leopold I as the country's first king on 21 July 1831.

    According to an opinion poll cited by RTBF, just one in five Belgians knows why Belgium has its national day on 21 July.

    Mr Leterme's party made big gains in last month's election, ending their eight years in opposition. They won 30 seats in the 150-seat lower house.

    Mr Leterme says he wants to increase the autonomy already enjoyed by Flanders, the Dutch-speaking northern region where 60% of Belgians live, and French-speaking Wallonia in the south.

    No single party bridges the linguistic and geographic gulf between Belgium's two regions.

    Traditionally, the prime minister comes from one of the majority Flemish parties.


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  • #2
    Oh damned, I was so hoping this would slip under the radar.

    btw, the previous(current) prime minister didn't know what the holiday is about and neither did several other politicians.


    broke into La Marseillaise instead of Belgium's La Brabanconne on the national day.


    There's some speculation he did that on purpose, though I'm not buying it.


    It's actually even worse as later he was filmed making a phone-call during a rendition of our national anthem.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • #3
      Originally posted by alva
      It's actually even worse as later he was filmed making a phone-call during a rendition of our national anthem.


      Sounds like he needs some media training..............

      I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last moments he loved life more than he ever had before. Not just his life - anybody's life, my life. All he'd wanted were the same answers the rest of us want. Where did I come from? Where am I going? How long have I got? All I could do was sit there and watch him die.

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      • #4
        Well, he needs a lot more than that IMO...
        "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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        • #5
          Man, what a ****ed up country - that's why I like the place so much...
          Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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          • #6
            The hell it is !

            We will **** you up !!!

            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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            • #7
              I like Belgium. And Belgian cuisine.

              None of those microscopic cuisine minceur or nouvelle cuisine portions. Belgians know how to feed people properly.

              Jacques Brel

              Fernand Khnopff
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              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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              • #8
                I suggested that when the coalition invaded Iraq, The Netherlands and France should invade Belgium, since no-one would be watching, and divide Belguim.

                Nobody would notice, nobody would care, and most probably the Belgium people would be even happier.

                Let's just end the joke named "Belgium". It's just a thick border between Holland and France.
                Formerly known as "CyberShy"
                Carpe Diem tamen Memento Mori

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                • #9
                  HB Colon!



                  :chips:
                  :lager:

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by molly bloom
                    I like Belgium. And Belgian cuisine.

                    None of those microscopic cuisine minceur or nouvelle cuisine portions. Belgians know how to feed people properly.
                    QFT!!!

                    Nothing like wild boar sausages and stoemp washed down with a lovely trappist beer!

                    Fernand Khnopff
                    I had the pleasure of seeing this face to face in Brussels.

                    Other favourite famous belgians of mine include:

                    Mannekin Pis
                    Dr Evil
                    Herge
                    The Smurfs
                    Mercator
                    Peter Paul Rubens
                    René Magritte
                    Christoffel Plantin
                    Victor Horta

                    Definitely one of my favourite European countries!
                    Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cort Haus
                      :lager:
                      Philistine!!!!!
                      Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                      • #12
                        Mercator, whats your opinion?
                        "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                        I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                        Middle East!

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                        • #13
                          Oh, and that reminds me a gaffe of our own nationalistic president, who not only didn't know all the verses of our national anthem, but also made a silly mistake:
                          there is a part
                          "z ziemi wloskiej do Polski"
                          (from italian land fo Poland"
                          and he sang
                          "z ziemi polskiej do Wolski"
                          (from polish land to Woland"
                          "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                          I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                          Middle East!

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                          • #14
                            Best flag evah!

                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MOBIUS
                              Other favourite famous belgians of mine include:
                              (...)
                              Mercator




                              Originally posted by Heresson
                              Mercator, whats your opinion?
                              I don't particularly care about it. I had only heard the RTBF had gone around asking politicians what the national holiday celebrates and nobody knew. I didn't know about the anthem thing.

                              But either way, I didn't know what the national holiday was for either (the only thing I knew was that it's my grandmother's birthday as well) and I don't know the anthem either (though I'm pretty sure I can distinguish it from the Marseillaise).
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