Award for greatest troll/flamer/asshat/DL who ever lived goes to

[Kuciwalker]

I'll chip in another $50.

[SlowwHand]

Kuci, you don't have 50 bucks. Keep quiet.

We need nominations.

[ZEE]

you see the trolls trying to incite the flamer here...

we are two warriors from different arenas.

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[SlowwHand]

You're already nominated. Save it for when you need it.

[ZEE]

the difference here, though, Slowwy, is that I am not at all supporting my nomination. A Flamer, like me, that has learned the WAYS of trolls, to control his anger, and to use his deep emotional power to actually THINK before he writes is TRULY dangerous indeed.

and this is ENTIRELY ON-TOPIC if you read the thread title.

and know that I could go completely ballistic at any moment i so choose. the key word here is... CHOOSE.

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[SlowwHand]

That's right. Life is a series of choices.



Nominations are open. Step right up.

[ZEE]

nobody will nominate anybody, except perhaps for a brave few. to continue and make a final point in the Troll vs Flamer argument:

a troll is like a loudmouth who picks on nerds in school with "mama" jokes or other forms of verbal abuse. he plays for laughs.

a FLAMER is like a prize fighter that dosent play silly games and just knocks people out with no mercy or forebearing. He plays for blood.

'Poly is like the classroom and it is the haven where "loudmouth trolls" are the "bullys" of the yard. I am the "prize fighter" but am in the school with the rest of you. and if i knock somebody out, so to speak, i will get "detention" or worse. HOWEVER if we were on the "streets" (an unmoderated board) the very weapons that the troll uses would be completely useless as the Flamer would just proceed to tear them apart without any fear of the banning rod. on the other hand you cannot have discussions like this one on the "streets" where I came from. tis the reason I am still here...
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[Datajack Franit]

happy bitrrday

[SlowwHand]

What?

[b etor]

[SlowwHand]

What are you dancing around about?
Did you think of a nominee that excites you?

[b etor]

it's a BIRTHDAY THREAD!!1! LOLz

[SlowwHand]

OMG. I was checking gmail. OMG!

Exported from MasterCook *

SPAM FAJITAS

Recipe By :
Serving Size : 8 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Main dish

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
Vegetable cooking spray
1 Green bell pepper, cut into
-julienne strips
1/2 Onion, cut into 1/4″ slices
1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cut into
-julienne strips (12 oz)
3/4 c CHI-CHI's Salsa
8 Flour tortillas, warmed (8")
2 c Shredded lettuce
1/2 c Shredded hot pepper Monterey
-Jack or Cheddar cheese
1/2 c Nonfat plain yogurt
Extra salsa, if desired

Spray large non-stick skillet with vegetable cooking spray. Heat
skillet over medium-high heat. Saute green pepper and onion 2
minutes. Add SPAM. Saute 2 minutes. Stir in salsa and heat
thoroughly. Spoon about 1/2 cup SPAM mixture into each flour
tortilla. Top each with 1/2 cup shredded lettuce, 1 tablespoon
shredded cheese, 1 tablespoon yogurt, and extra salsa, if desired.

[-Jrabbit]

Greatest ever, or among current posters?
Be specific, man.

[SlowwHand]

I think we all know AH is the role model for all spam and trolling.

What I thought this was going to be was the 2007 award, for 2007 activity.
I only provide the award though. It's up to the voters.