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  • #16
    In reference to the video. Walking on custard is wicked cool. If you ever get the chance, do it. Just don't stop else it is akin to quicksand.
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    • #17
      I don't care if it rains or freezes,
      'Long as I got my Plastic Jesus,
      Riding on the dashboard of my car.
      Through my trials and tribulations,
      And my travels through the nations,
      With my Plastic Jesus I'll go far.
      "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
      -Bokonon

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      • #18
        If you find Jesus, do not approach or attempt to apprehend him unless you are a law enforcement officer.
        Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
        Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
        One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Dauphin
          In reference to the video. Walking on custard is wicked cool. If you ever get the chance, do it. Just don't stop else it is akin to quicksand.
          er where the heck did you find a swimming pool amount of custard to walk on ? lol
          Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.

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          • #20
            for b etor:

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            <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
            I like your SNOOPY POSTER! - While you Wait quote.

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            • #21

              /me hugs snoopy369

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Lazerus


                er where the heck did you find a swimming pool amount of custard to walk on ? lol
                Brainiac: Science Abuse, from h2g2, the Unconventional Guide to Life, the Universe and Everything


                During the first series, John Tickle claimed that he could walk on custard after demonstrating that he could not walk on water. So, they emptied a swimming pool and then filled it with custard. While the braniacs were busy doing that, he gave the explaination as to why he could do it. He then demonstrated his theory successfully
                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                • #23
                  He left a little something behind in the courtyard at my place
                  Jesus lives!
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                  "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                  "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                  • #24
                    Leuven?
                    DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.

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                    • #25
                      JESUS!

                      Jesus went to disney world too.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Colonâ„¢
                        Leuven?
                        Yes, Pauscollege; it's where I live most of the time
                        "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                        "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                        • #27
                          Pff, that's nothing. I just found out I'm quoted on "Fundies say the Darnedest Things"
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #28
                            Really? Do tell!
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                            • #29
                              Dont go to church on sunday
                              Dont get on my knees to pray
                              Dont memorize the books of the bible
                              I got my own special way
                              Bit I know jesus loves me
                              Maybe just a little bit more

                              I fall on my knees every sunday
                              At zerelda lees candy store

                              Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
                              Make me feel good inside
                              Got to be a chocolate jesus
                              Keep me satisfied

                              Well I dont want no anna zabba
                              Dont want no almond joy
                              There aint nothing better
                              Suitable for this boy
                              Well its the only thing
                              That can pick me up
                              Better than a cup of gold
                              See only a chocolate jesus
                              Can satisfy my soul

                              (solo)
                              When the weather gets rough
                              And its whiskey in the shade
                              Its best to wrap your savior
                              Up in cellophane
                              He flows like the big muddy
                              But thats ok
                              Pour him over ice cream
                              For a nice parfait

                              Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
                              Good enough for me
                              Got to be a chocolate jesus
                              Good enough for me

                              Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
                              Make me feel good inside
                              Got to be a chocolate jesus
                              Keep me satisfied
                              "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Straybow
                                Really? Do tell!
                                Right Here

                                Make sure you read the comments, it really was a joke even if it was "in poor taste(tm)".
                                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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