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In reference to the video. Walking on custard is wicked cool. If you ever get the chance, do it. Just don't stop else it is akin to quicksand.
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er where the heck did you find a swimming pool amount of custard to walk on ? lolOriginally posted by Dauphin
In reference to the video. Walking on custard is wicked cool. If you ever get the chance, do it. Just don't stop else it is akin to quicksand.Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendant, and to embrace them is to acheive enlightenment.Comment
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Originally posted by Lazerus
er where the heck did you find a swimming pool amount of custard to walk on ? lol
During the first series, John Tickle claimed that he could walk on custard after demonstrating that he could not walk on water. So, they emptied a swimming pool and then filled it with custard. While the braniacs were busy doing that, he gave the explaination as to why he could do it. He then demonstrated his theory successfullyOne day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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He left a little something behind in the courtyard at my place
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JESUS!
Jesus went to disney world too.
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Yes, Pauscollege; it's where I live most of the timeOriginally posted by Colonâ„¢
Leuven?"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
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Pff, that's nothing. I just found out I'm quoted on "Fundies say the Darnedest Things"Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Dont go to church on sunday
Dont get on my knees to pray
Dont memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall on my knees every sunday
At zerelda lees candy store
Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well I dont want no anna zabba
Dont want no almond joy
There aint nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well its the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate jesus
Can satisfy my soul
(solo)
When the weather gets rough
And its whiskey in the shade
Its best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But thats ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait
Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Well its got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James NapierComment
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Right HereOriginally posted by Straybow
Really? Do tell!
Make sure you read the comments, it really was a joke even if it was "in poor taste(tm)".Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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