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  • I have found Jesus

    and he's a lizard:


  • #2
    That's not Jesus. It's just a regular lookalike.
    Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
    I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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    • #3
      He was hiding over there the whole time! Now it's time for him to seek us...
      “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
      - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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      • #4
        Jesus = Jim Morrison = The Lizard king
        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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        • #5
          Jesus can lick his own eyeballs
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            BLASPHEMER !!!!!
            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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            • #7
              No, that's Japhemer!!!
              Monkey!!!

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              • #8


                I bow to your correctness of course...
                "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                • #9
                  GAHG IN A FILE CABINET IT'S... Jesus? OK, nothing to worry about then...
                  This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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                  • #10
                    what kind of lizard is that?

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                    • #11
                      Brown Basilisk

                      it can also turn you to stone!
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #12
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Japher
                          Brown Basilisk

                          it can also turn you to stone!
                          thankyou

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                          • #14
                            Re: I have found Jesus

                            Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                            and he's a lizard:
                            Everybody knows that Jesus was a rat and a snail .


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                            • #15
                              You always find Jesus in the last place you look.
                              One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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