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    In my travels I came across this site detailing celebrity political donations:



    It makes for pretty interesting reading.

    Obviously, donations are heavily slanted towards the democrats, since, as has been long known, most actors/artists etc. lean left or radical.

    But there's quite a few Republican celebs on the list. What's striking is that they are almost to a man (or woman) deeply uncool people, B-listers, celebrity chefs and other lamers.

    I would have bet on most celebs being democrats. But I would not have bet on virtually all Republican celebs being talentless lame hacks.

    That's not to say that being a Democratic donater makes you cool. Barbra Streisand has donated heavily to the democratic party and she is uncool, and Kenny G, who is probably the least cool man on the planet is a Democrat.

    But being a Republican seems to ensure that you are deeply uncool. Almost all the gameshow hosts veer Republican, and so does Dr Phil (who is engaged in an eternal battle with Kenny G for worst person in the world). The rest are either horrible old timers like Merv Griffin, or people who are famous for being lame, like Sammy Hagar. It seems that the trend is that the lamer and more talentless you are, the higher your propensity is to be a Republican donor.

    Country music stars figure highly in the Republican column, which just confirms how the GOP is a magnet for the wheezing and the tuneless. Like moths to a light, they seem attracted to the Republican party.

    Chuck Norris is a notable exception. But he doesn't count, since he is only counted as cool in an ironic fashion (because he is such an irredeemably bad actor and an imbecile to boot).

    That leaves Gary Sinise and Robert Duvall. Both are excellent actors with oodles of talent. Duvall is known to be a dick, so that counts him out.

    But Sinise is an excellent actor and a cool dude. I always make a point of watching a movie if he is in it, since he's always worth one's time. What's wrong with him? Is he just doing it out of sheer perversity?

    Is Gary Sinise the only cool Republican in the known universe?
    Only feebs vote.

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    James Woods is pretty cool, but he only made a single $500 back in '94.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Maquiladora
      James Woods is pretty cool, but he only made a single $500 back in '94.
      He was probably drunk and did it on a dare.
      Only feebs vote.

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      • #4
        Celebrity-culture.
        Celebs 'being seen' to support 'worthy causes'.

        Whilst I'm no fan of the GOP (and it's not my country anyway) I find something nauseous about the rich-and-famous posturing over issues that they probably only have a superficial understanding of anyway, to gain popularity points. It's all guilt-driven IMO.

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        • #5
          Ben Affleck? I would have expected him to be Republican.
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          • #6
            Heather Locklear is a Republican.

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            • #7
              Re: Why is it that Republicans are deeply uncool?

              Originally posted by Agathon
              Is Gary Sinise the only cool Republican in the known universe?
              According to your link, the Republicans get Jimmy Cagney, Ernest Borgnine, Frank Capra, Jim Caviezel, Robert Duvall, Kelsey Grammer, Tippi Hedren, Dennis Hopper (!!!!!!), Traci Lords (!!!!!), Prince, Mickey Spillane, and Jimmy Stewart.

              They're all cool in their own way.
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              • #8
                But Agathon is a dork, so figure it out.
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                • #9
                  I honestly wouldn't have picked Bob Barker as a Republican what with him being associated with PETA and all.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Jaguar
                    Heather Locklear is a Republican.

                    And old enough to be your grandmother.
                    Only feebs vote.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Re: Why is it that Republicans are deeply uncool?

                      Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp


                      According to your link, the Republicans get Jimmy Cagney, Ernest Borgnine, Frank Capra, Jim Caviezel, Robert Duvall, Kelsey Grammer, Tippi Hedren, Dennis Hopper (!!!!!!), Traci Lords (!!!!!), Prince, Mickey Spillane, and Jimmy Stewart.

                      They're all cool in their own way.
                      Yes, a lot of them are dead.
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Agathon
                        And old enough to be your grandmother.
                        So.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Agathon


                          And old enough to be your grandmother.
                          I'd still have sex with her.
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                          • #14
                            Agathon, just think back to high school. What kind of kids were doing theater, played in bands, etc.? This "dig me, I'm so cool" boho crowd does, in fact, have strong social roots outside the mainstream, reveling in the role of social outcast. I personally think it's more about being different than being liberal, as I recall plenty of socialists and commies in the music scene back in the day. These are the people who did not follow Daddy's advice to major in something sensible when they went off to college.

                            But by the time one is actually making a career in the arts, fascism is pretty uncool. And it's really IMHO more about being (seeming) cool than anything. It is absolutely no surprise to me that, on balance, the music, drama, and art communities tend toward the liberal side.

                            The sad part is that today's jingoistic political milieu seems to have pigeon-holed the liberals onto the Dem side, while the fiscal conservatives and religious all "have to" be GOP. Pretty pathetic. But I digress...
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                            • #15
                              Re: Re: Re: Why is it that Republicans are deeply uncool?

                              Originally posted by Agathon


                              Yes, a lot of them are dead.

                              And still cool.
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