I'm leaving, pay attention to me NOW!

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by LordShiva
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home Sub-Forum

And to Elok too - great stuff.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Elok, you're a-okay!

[Elok]

Originally posted by GePap
How about assistant deputy undersecretary for the assitant director of Grand Marmosets?

I mean, who wouldn't want to be ADUSADGM???

I'd prefer a more amusing acronym, like one that spells "EAT ME." Thanks for the offer, though. And thanks to everybody else in this thread for the, ah, moral support.

[Blaupanzer]

Don't leave. :frown:

And where is that slam door emoticon.

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Blaupanzer
Don't leave. :frown:

And where is that slam door emoticon.

Imagine that emoticon has an executable, when you use you get 90 days away, PERIOD!

Really wouldnt matter would it, if you were actually serious

[Wiglaf]

Re: I'm leaving, pay attention to me NOW!

Originally posted by Elok
Poly just isn't the same as it used to be, so I'll be leaving forever. I will only return to post snappy comebacks in this thread to people who say things like "good riddance." Also, I may call some of you "skanks" or "ass-clowns" on other message boards, and I may try to slip back in amidst the excitement when the next expansion pack for a game comes out. Generally speaking, however, I am leaving forever and you ought to all be kicking yourselves right now.

I remember when this site was much more friendly and filled with cooler posters than it is now. Now everyone who posts on 'Poly is a total jerk who often disagrees with me instead of bending over backwards to kiss my taint worshipfully, the way posters ought to. Also, these stupid n00bs don't get my references to that awesome joke I made two years ago. You remember that joke? The one with the furry and the cantelope? You don't? Hmph, what a tool you are.

In conclusion, it ought to be obvious that change is a bad thing. Every site has its Golden Age, defined as the period beginning six months after I joined when people started paying attention to my opinions and ending a few months ago when some old members moved on and the new ones didn't treat me like an old friend or give me the deference I deserved as a guy who's been posting on this particular forum longer than they have. I have told you all time and time again that you need to go back to exactly the way you were before. I yelled, I made long emo threads, I even held my breath until I turned blue, but reality refused to conform to my wishes. Well screw you, 'Poly. I'm leaving and there's nothing you can say to stop me, though I encourage you to post long, rambling tributes to how great I am anyway. It's just the neighborly thing to do. I shouldn't have to remind you of that.

P.S. Where's the "slam door" emoticon, huh?

2/10

[GePap]

Originally posted by Elok


I'd prefer a more amusing acronym, like one that spells "EAT ME." Thanks for the offer, though.

So Early Assistant Talker to the Marmoset Emperor it is.

[OzzyKP]

Originally posted by Wiglaf


2/10

[Lorizael]

Don't worry, he's posting from inside the Wiggyverse.

[Kuciwalker]

Re: Re: I'm leaving, pay attention to me NOW!

Originally posted by Wiglaf
2/10

You are no longer my favorite poster

[Wiglaf]

[Zoid]

I think Wiglaf needed some attention...

Elok

[Sir Og]

Good one Elok

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Wiglaf

So much ire. Why don't you just let it out Wiggy?

Oh wait, you do

[Arrian]

Re: Re: I'm leaving, pay attention to me NOW!

Originally posted by Kuciwalker


This is one of your greatest posts ever.

QFT. Nicely played, sir.

-Arrian