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Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
I quitting taking my ball and going home subforum
I quitting taking my ball and going home subforum
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home Sub-Forum
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Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home Sub-Forum
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF -
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(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.Comment
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Why do the good leave young?If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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i never thought i would ever say this... but:
Elok
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I miss Elok already. Maybe we didn't appreciate him enough?“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Has he gone yet?Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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No, you didn't. I'll consider staying in exchange for a spot on the HOF and a custom title. I would prefer "Grand Monkey," but I'm flexible enough to settle for "Imperator."Comment
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good riddanceI need a foot massageComment
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Hmmm, a hissy fit...that could be fun!Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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How about assistant deputy undersecretary for the assitant director of Grand Marmosets?Originally posted by Elok
No, you didn't. I'll consider staying in exchange for a spot on the HOF and a custom title. I would prefer "Grand Monkey," but I'm flexible enough to settle for "Imperator."
I mean, who wouldn't want to be ADUSADGM???If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard ShawComment
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"post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
"I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller
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Elok
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Re: I'm leaving, pay attention to me NOW!
This is one of your greatest posts ever.Originally posted by Elok
Poly just isn't the same as it used to be, so I'll be leaving forever. I will only return to post snappy comebacks in this thread to people who say things like "good riddance." Also, I may call some of you "skanks" or "ass-clowns" on other message boards, and I may try to slip back in amidst the excitement when the next expansion pack for a game comes out. Generally speaking, however, I am leaving forever and you ought to all be kicking yourselves right now.
I remember when this site was much more friendly and filled with cooler posters than it is now. Now everyone who posts on 'Poly is a total jerk who often disagrees with me instead of bending over backwards to kiss my taint worshipfully, the way posters ought to. Also, these stupid n00bs don't get my references to that awesome joke I made two years ago. You remember that joke? The one with the furry and the cantelope? You don't? Hmph, what a tool you are.
In conclusion, it ought to be obvious that change is a bad thing. Every site has its Golden Age, defined as the period beginning six months after I joined when people started paying attention to my opinions and ending a few months ago when some old members moved on and the new ones didn't treat me like an old friend or give me the deference I deserved as a guy who's been posting on this particular forum longer than they have. I have told you all time and time again that you need to go back to exactly the way you were before. I yelled, I made long emo threads, I even held my breath until I turned blue, but reality refused to conform to my wishes. Well screw you, 'Poly. I'm leaving and there's nothing you can say to stop me, though I encourage you to post long, rambling tributes to how great I am anyway. It's just the neighborly thing to do. I shouldn't have to remind you of that.
P.S. Where's the "slam door" emoticon, huh?
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Originally posted by Ming
I'm almost tempted to top this thread, close all the other I'm leaving threads, and tell people to post their I'm leaving forever stories in this thread...
GREAT STUFF!
I started the trend though.
(though admittedly Elok way surpassed mine)Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
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