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  • Teh evil muslim plot against India revealed :eek:

    Everyone knew something evil's going on in eastern India. The money was disappearing. Simply as that. People could not buy anything, for the coins were missing. The authorities minted millions of new coins, but in vain - although long queues were waiting for them in the banks, they were disappearing as soon as they appeared.
    People were reduced to begging for change, just like in South Park episode.

    But fear not, aneeshm.
    The source of the problem was revealed -
    MUSLIMS.

    Well, Bangladeshis and their indian colaborants, precisely.

    It turned out that indian coins, which are made of stainless steel, were being of much value in teh evil, muslim, Bangladesh. 1 rupia in India was worth 35 rupia in Bangladesh.
    They were used for making razors. At first, the production was made in Bangladesh, but soon razor factories appeared in India itself as well.

    Bangladeshi anti-indianism
    24
    India should declare war against Bangladesh over it
    29.17%
    7
    India should declare war against Pakistan over it
    25.00%
    6
    India should exterminate indian muslims over it
    25.00%
    6
    stainless steel coins should be replaced by slices of banana
    20.83%
    5
    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
    Middle East!

  • #2
    Wyjaśniła się zagadka braku monet w niektórych regionach Indii. Miliony indyjskich monet jest szmuglowanych do Bangladeszu i przerabianych na żyletki - donosi brytyjski serwis BBC.
    "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
    I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
    Middle East!

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    • #3
      Kolejki przed bankami po drobne

      Wcześniej monety topiono w dużych ilościach głÃ³wnie w Kalkucie. By zaradzić jakoś brakowi drobnych bank centralny Indii w ciągu ostatnich dwóch tygodni wprowadził do obiegu prawie 6 milionów rupii (150 tys. USD). Przed bankami gdzie wydawano drobne ustawiały się kolejki.

      - Stoimy w długich kolejkach, ale pieniądze szybko się kończą. Ci, którym udało się je dostać później z dużym zyskiem sprzedają je na ulicy - narzeka jeden z małyach sklepikarzy, Nitai Banik.

      Sklepikarze, którym nie udało się dostać drobnych w banku, namawiają klientów do dokupowania towaru w przypadku, gdy musieliby wydać drobną resztę. Zdesperowani często po zamknięciu sklepu żebrzą, by uzupełnić zapasy drobnych.

      Najbardziej odczuwalny jest brak monet w mieście Agartala położonym przy granicy z Bangladeszem. Władze hinduskie podejrzewają również, że jest to głÃ³wny ośrodek kontrabandy.


      Exactly.
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        for posting a link to an article in Polish

        Anyway, this sounds suspicious. Isn't there a cheeper way to get razors than manufacturing them small scale from coins?

        For example, they could buy stainless steel from the same company that sells it to the Indian mints. They probably wouldn't mind getting 35 times better price for it from the razor-starved Bangladeshians.

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        • #5
          Yeah, most news sources think it's because of the coins being smelted down, but I think that's quite unlikely. Only very large scale smelters would have the economies of scale to make this profitable. There must be some other explanation.
          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #6
            stainless steel has gone up in value quite a bit over the pass few years... making coings out of them is STUPID, if you ask me.
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              well, You can learn polish. And I'm too lazy to look for an article in english.
              "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
              I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
              Middle East!

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              • #8
                The latest breaking UK, US, world, business and sport news from The Times and The Sunday Times. Go beyond today's headlines with in-depth analysis and comment.

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                • #9


                  That's a much better article. It dispels the idea that razor factories are causing the shortage. But the mystery is still unsolved. How would it be possible for someone ("middlemen") to hoard so much money as to cause an artificial shortage?

                  Also, who are all the people waiting in queues to get coins from the bank? Who really needs coins in everyday life?

                  Perhaps this was the sequence of events:

                  1) Some people actually do turn coins into razors
                  2) This starts a rumor that coins are running out
                  3) Word gets out that in some cities you can sell 100 rupees in coins for 120 rupees in notes
                  4) A self fulfilling prophecy happens - coins really do run out as people begin hoarding them, expecting profits

                  This would explain why people wait in lines in front of banks to exchange 100 rupees for ... 100 rupees. It can't be that they all need change for using phone booths. Profit makes the world go round

                  I'm curious about other explanations so if someone runs into a good one please post it.

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                  • #10
                    Wait, wait... this is the explanation, I simply overlooked it:

                    Inflation of nearly 5 per cent in India means that one rupee is worth more in its raw stainless steel form than its face value as a currency.


                    Obviously, if the metal in the coin is worth more than 1 rupee, the coins are bound to disappear. No hoarding or elaborate theories needed. Where it's going? Maybe to the same place that buys scrap metal.

                    If you had silver dollars in the US, of 1 dollar nominal value, they'd quickly disappear from circulation too.

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                    • #11
                      ManufacturingOutsource-dts

                      I UL a rar file with a pps inside.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #12
                        BTW, I think that other countries also have small coins that are more valuable in metal than in nominal value. However they are usually pretty thin and are made from an alloy of a couple of metals, which combined makes them unprofitable to collect and smelt.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SlowwHand
                          ManufacturingOutsource-dts

                          I UL a rar file with a pps inside.
                          How about a link to the file? Internet is pretty big nowadays

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                          • #14
                            Can people not retrieve files I UL here?
                            If they can't, I want a discussion with DanQ.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #15
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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