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    Is it mere boredom or is something wrong with her eyes? A genetic fault? Have other incidents been recorded? A reflex in the face of cameras? Is it recent or did it already occur before she became chancellor? Maybe it is an evil physicist twitch?
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  • #2
    She's watching UFOs.
    Blah

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    • #3
      Who's the dude behind Bush's left shoulder?
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #4
        Yeah, he's creepy.
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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        • #5
          Forgot. Think it was at some ceremony in Russia. Or maybe not.
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          • #6
            She's just exasperated at being surrounded by the likes of Dubyah.
            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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            • #7
              Obviously, she's possessed.
              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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              • #8
                Shockingly (and I can't believe that I am going to say this), Bush is the only one who looks normal in that picture.
                In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

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                • #9
                  A conspiracy to make bush look normal!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Blake
                    A conspiracy to make bush look normal!
                    I BLAME THE MEDIA!!
                    In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Blake
                      A conspiracy to make bush look normal!
                      "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                      I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                      Middle East!

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                      • #12
                        "Football is like chess, only without the dice." Lukas Podolski

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                        • #13
                          The "Human attack dog" look is so freaky! I loves it!

                          Btw, anyone have a witty caption for Bush's thoughts? I'm just sure he's thinking something deep and profound, like "Unicorns are such magical creatures"

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                          • #14
                            More like "How do two you like these fingers?"

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                            • #15
                              and who wouldn't want a back massage from Bush?

                              she's german. I expect germans to be weird.

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