Paris Hilton Jail Vigil

[Lancer]

Is global warming a danger to Paris Hilton?

In it's second day, the vigil continues. Oh the humanities!

Nice one GT

Zkrib, you're in LA, can you bust her out?

Japher, you want to play golf with here ala GT's post?

[SlowwHand]

A jail break! I'll get the horses!

[Lancer]

I saw that movie! Horses, hmm. I think I'll go to McD's.

Keep the Vigil Sloww, it's all yours, BRB.

[SlowwHand]

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town
See me and the boys we don't like it
So were getting up and going down

Hiding low looking right to left
If you see us coming I think it's best
To move away do you hear what I say
From under my breath

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
So don't you be around

Don't you be around

Tonight there's gonna be trouble
Some of us won't survive
See the boys and me we mean business
Bustin' out dead or alive

I can hear the hound dogs on my trail
All hell breaks loose, alarm and sirens wail
Like the game if you lose
Go to jail

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
So don't you be around

Tonight there's gonna be trouble
I'm gonna find myself in
Tonight there's gonna be trouble
So woman you stay with a friend

You know it's safer

Breakout!

Tonight there's gonna be a breakout
Into the city zones
Don't you dare to try and stop us
No one could for long
I can see the Searchlight on my trail
Tonight's the night all systems fail
Hey you good lookin' female
Come here!

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in the town
Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
So don't you be around

Tonight there's gonna be trouble
I'm gonna find myself in
Tonight there's gonna be trouble
So woman you stay with a friend

[Grandpa Troll]

Re: Is global warming a danger to Paris Hilton?

Originally posted by Lancer
In it's second day, the vigil continues. Oh the humanities!

Nice one GT

Zkrib, you're in LA, can you bust her out?

Japher, you want to play golf with here ala GT's post?

I would probably need to hold high on me shaft of me sandwedge, full swing,get under it, yes,yes,grab some turf N' Sand, push..push..push.. thats it, lots of tr-tr-a-JECTORYYY!!!! and yes, i am on fer do money shot

/me places 2 crisp $100.00 bills just for Paris, now take these and help me put it away, slow putt, let it {gulp~drift ever so..oh yes..its got a mind of its own

enter Bill Murray as Carl Spackler the greenskeeper from Caddy Shack

yer a monkey woman Miss Hilton

[Zkribbler]

Zkrib, you're in LA, can you bust her out?

Can I?? Why would I want to??

Then I awake and look around me
At the four gray walls, that surround me,
And I realize that I was only dreamin'.

For there's a guard, and there's a sad old padre
Arm and arm, we'll walk at daybreak . . .
Again, I'll touch the green, green grass of home.

Yes, they'll all come to meet me,
Singing softly, smiling sweetly,
As I'm laid beneath the green green grass of home.

[Lancer]

Right! if she broke out we would have to end the vigil, and what a bummer that would be!

GT, you have way too much action in that swing.

[Spec]

I hope she gets fist raped in the pooper.

Spec.

[bipolarbear]

Stay strong Paris!

[Chemical Ollie]

The thing that annoys me most is that the major national tabloid in Sweden comes up with some breaking news about that looser chick every single day. I don't want to know if her brother visited her in jail or hear some former female inmates' advice on how to survive inside, just throw away the key and let her rot! uke:

What made her famous anyway? She can't sing, she can't act, she did nothing, except "lost" a lousy porno video of herself with her former boyfriend. Her only profession is as a b-rated porn actor, if anything. She deserves no fame at all. Forget her.

If she wanted fame as "The Hilton Heir", she should get an MBA at some top-rated university. Until then, she's the living proof that the "White thrash" category doesn't exlude rich people.

[SlowwHand]

I take it you're not a fan?

You do realize this is a pity party for Paris, right?
We have every intention of breaking her out of that dimebox jail.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
If she wanted fame as "The Hilton Heir", she should get an MBA at some top-rated university.

She really should finish high school first.

[bipolarbear]

I thought she was only GED material at this point.

[Footie Mad]

You know that song she had, Stars are blind or what it was called. Anyway, at the gym they play all sorts of rubbish music and sometimes it gets annoying, I actually found her song more tolerable than most of the things played when they hade the commercial radio on. Am I now a closet Paris Hilton fan?

[Rufus T. Firefly]

You know, I read she's spending her time answering fan mail, and that really gave me pause.

Paris. Has. Fans.