Paris Hilton Jail Vigil

[Lancer]

Just log into this thread and feel her pain with me. Oh, and don't eat. Free PARIS!

These smilies are commited to vigil for the duration with us.




Solidarity

[Nugog]

[Lancer]

Is she out yet? This is getting boring.

[Dis]

has she been raped by a lesbo biker ***** yet?

[Addled Platypus]

she found christ...boy is he pi#$#%

[Lancer]

Dis, was that lesbo biker ***** raping part of her LA style therapy? Wait! Didn't she crash a Harley once or was that Nicole? That was so stupid! Oh ****, I did something like that once. No camera though.

Ran my Yamaha dirt bike into a closet in a garage back in Jersey. Stupid place for a closet!

"she found christ...boy is he pi#$#%"

I heard something about this but I passed it off, so it's true? What a drama queen! I imagine being soiled rotten all her life that this might be the first thing that didn't go her way. The trauma!

That's why we're here, maintaing our vigil in earnest.

[Wezil]

Lancer - Your support for the oppressed and downtrodden is admirable.

[Lancer]

Wezil Welcome to the Paris Hilton vigil! Try one of those little crackers with the pink stuff, they're devine!

[Japher]

She is in my prayers... though not in the way you are probably thinking

[Grandpa Troll]

Originally posted by Japher
She is in my prayers... though not in the way you are probably thinking

I was thinking how you might be thinking of her...

Then I thought about the man who was too good to buy used Golf Balls to play with. The store clerk reasoned with the man, he said "You go, hit this brand new Titelist, go ahead, swing away at the T Box, then get your 1 wood out and hit again, the first time you hit that ball its new, after that their all experienced."

Paris Hilton, while she may appear to be shiney on outside, on the inside many Vigils have been held, she is what we would call a Range Ball, Waaaaaayyyyy beyond experienced

GT

[SlowwHand]

Poor Paris.

[Zkribbler]

Last week, her talent agency dumped her. They must have looked that the company's name and noticed the word "talent."

[General Ludd]

Why'd she get locked up?

[General Ludd]

Is she in a actual jail?

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by General Ludd
Is she in a actual jail?

Kind of.

At first she was in the medical section of our central jail. Later, she was transferred back to the "special needs" section of the Lynwood Jail, where she started out. It's designed to protect "high risk" prisoners, such as celebritries, who are alway endangered of being attacked.