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Originally posted by Dis
who is Bauzer?
who is Bauzer?
But, on the other hand - you do still think that I'm a DL, don't you?
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Hell if I know his previos name, except AAHZ (not that I know AAHZ very well).
But, on the other hand - you do still think that I'm a DL, don't you? -
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Do you speak any language that non-gibbering idiots can understand? I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.
When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? Does your train of thought have a caboose? If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."
You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. No, come to think of it, you would.
Anyway, I'm not really good with fools, but a friend who is good with fools wrote something down for me. Oh, yeah, "Shut your cake-hole, stupid!""In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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I'd link to the random flame generator that made it so you can play with yourself, but it contains ads that, well, encourage you to play with yourself."In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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Alas. I am unmanned by your display of machismo and must flee.
But, seriously, is there a point to you?"In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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Guess you didn't need the link anyway, you seem to be masturbating just fine as is.
Enjoy."In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, HyperionComment
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