I require immediate ass istance: Which quite r0x0r the most?

[Asher]

QUOTE NUMBER 1:
"I have little patience with scientists who pick a board of wood, find its thinnest part, and drill a great many holes where the drilling is easy." -- Albert Einstein

QUOTE NUMBER 2:
"A ship in port is safe, but that's not what ships are built for." -- Grace Hopper

QUOTE NUMBER 3:
"It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years." -- John von Neumann

QUOTE NUMBER 4:
"We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done." -- Alan Turing

QUOTE NUMBER 5:
"If the doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I'd type a little faster." -- Isaac Asimov

[Space05us]

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[Verto]

None of them are particularly great.

[Asher]

Got a suggestion?

[Verto]

What's the context in which you'll be using the quotes?

[Asher]

Random facebook

[BlackCat]

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[Space05us]

Originally posted by BlackCat
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Pearl Harbor anyone?

[Verto]

Any topic or are you going for a science theme?

[Asher]

Stuff I'm interested in, is the topic.

[Verto]

I'm not sure I can find a quite that will r0x0r the most.

One quote that is suitable for any occasion:

"I don't know half of you, half as well as I should like,
and I like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve."

But I'm a loony when it comes to Tolkien.

[Asher]

I'm looking for good quotes though, not children's books.

[Verto]

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

[Verto]

One I think you'd like:

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

[Winston]

"Was it a condition of your release from your latest banning that you start a new thread every day with the title and/or OP containing either or all of the words I, me, my, myself and Asher?"