Vox in Verse

[Donegeal]

Instead of starting several threads and flooding the public forum with Vox Stories, I'll just post them here. One a day for the next three days. Feel free to comment (or dispute ) as you want.

It's all in fun.

(Victory at the Voice will be reposted here so all stories can be found in one place)

Stories are cronological.

[Donegeal]

Damn! Wrong forum! Lock or delete as you see fit Ming/Rah/Drogue.

[LordShiva]

Vox

[Jon Miller]

Sharing Vox

JM

[Provost Harrison]

Fox in Hearse?

[Winston]

Donegeal

[Nikolai]

What's this Vox thing?

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Nikolai
What's this Vox thing?

Noob

[Japher]

[LordShiva]

Fox in a Box

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by LordShiva


Noob

Looks awefully expensive though.

[LordShiva]

Worth it, though.

VOX Gets a Top Score

VOX overthrows Grey Goose® in blind taste tests*, VOX Vodka is the highest rated in the history of highly-respected Beverage Testing Institute. With perfect scores for smoothness, integration of alcohol and versatility, there is no other super-premium vodka you can trust more to make the best possible cocktails, whatever you’re mixing, stirring, or shaking up.
BTI Scores – Original
VOX 97
Grey Goose 95
Belvedere 92
Chopin 90
Ketel One 89

BTI Scores – Green Apple
VOX 91
Frïs 87
Van Gogh 85
Smirnoff 83
BTI Scores – Raspberry
VOX 90
Absolut 88
Stolichnaya 86
Van Gogh 84

People Are Talking About VOX
Actual responses from the Beverage Testing Institute taste tests.

Original
“Amazingly clean, natural and smooth with a feminine style.”

Raspberry
“Because of it’s dryness and true (not candied) raspberry flavor, worked very well as a mixer and neat.”

Green Apple
“Mildly off-dry sugar level worked well with the tartness of the green apple flavoring and made it completely mixable.”


*All brands tasted neat and in cocktails.
*Source: Beverage Testing Institute – Professional Tasting – Chicago, Illinois 2005

[Nikolai]

I checked the state monopoly's web pages. It seems they don't carry VOX here in Norway... Only Kalashnikov and Ursus from the Netherlands...