Hilton sent back to jail in hysterics

[Dr Strangelove]

She found god in jail? Was god in the cell with her? What did she and god do to pass the time? Stay tuned folks for the next episode when we discover that "god" is a 23 year old female ex-crip serving time for manslaughter and Paris comes out with a new revelation: "Lesbianism is the best! I'm never going back to being hetero!"

[Elok]

Hmm, Paris Hilton found religion. Who knows if it's genuine, but at least now when she's on her knees she'll be off-camera (rimshot).

[Japher]

I think I'll be taking up a Women's Prison ministry

[Zkribbler]

We really do need a :vomit: smiley.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Winston


Good thing I've already ordered The Reagan Diaries to soothe my mind.

That shouldn't take long to read.

" Can't remember where I am. Who are you ? Can I watch a cartoon ?

Where are my legs!?! "

Page after page of misremembrances of things that didn't come to pass....

[Lancer]

I say we let her buy her way out for $100 million billion zillion and use that money to cut taxes for the rest of us.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Lancer
I say we let her buy her way out for $100 million billion zillion and use that money to cut taxes for the rest of us.

US?! She's being in L.A. County jail. WE should get the tax cut.

Okay, because you thought of the idea, you can have a finder's fee.

[Last Conformist]

Why can't people just shut the fcuk up about this "person"?

[Lancer]

Good, if I get enough finders fees I'll be able to afford a get out of jail free card.

We should outsource prison populations to third world countries. That way we could throw alot more people in jail for the $ we're now spending.

Just thought I'd add that.

[Japher]

Yeah, and if we put those prisons in Mexico it would be just like stamping a "return to sender" marker on their forehead... might even get free postage!

[Lancer]

Dolores told me that at the Mrs Universe contest the US gal tripped and the Mexicans were booing and yelling 'Osama'.

For some reason that got to me. I'm now for the 40 foot wall and tossing the illegals over it. Also, to stay on topic, throw Paris over it too.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Lancer
Dolores told me that at the Mrs Universe contest the US gal tripped and the Mexicans were booing and yelling 'Osama'.

For some reason that got to me. I'm now for the 40 foot wall and tossing the illegals over it. Also, to stay on topic, throw Paris over it too.

I didn't hear them yelling "Osama." The crowd did not boo when she fell .

They later booed when she came up for the "poise" questions, apparently because she made it into the final five while Ms. Mexico didn't. They perceived her as an American crossing the border to take away a Mexican's job.

[Lancer]

Well maybe Dolores heard it from someone or didn't understand.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
Why can't people just shut the fcuk up about this "person"?

She's a slebritty.


Like SleBrittney Spears, but with a smaller discography, fewer marriages (?) more t.v. shows and a candid porn video.


Meanwhile, all around the world interesting things are occurring and strife rages....