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Originally posted by Last Conformist
So ... you're a masochist?
So ... you're a masochist?
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No, I'm a humorist. I love to laugh at the things that are posted.In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams -
Clearly, your sense of humour is rather crude.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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I don't suffer from horrendous grammer.Originally posted by Cartimandua
I can handle my own here at Apolyton. I fully recognize that there are a great deal of men here that are egotistical, uneducated, drunk losers who can't get a date. Most of you also suffer from horrendous spelling and grammer. Heaven forbid that I attempt to stimulate the dendrites in my own, and other's brains by offering educational conversation. Thankfully there are a few, like Alexander I, who offer polite and uplifting insights to counteract the rubbish the rest of you post.
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Not for Apolyton it isn't. Some of the stuff posted here would make the SNL crew blush.Originally posted by Last Conformist
Clearly, your sense of humour is rather crude.The Apolytoner formerly known as Alexander01
"God has given no greater spur to victory than contempt of death." - Hannibal Barca, c. 218 B.C.
"We can legislate until doomsday but that will not make men righteous." - George Albert Smith, A.D. 1949
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So, you're saying she's among the less crude of a bunch of extremely crude people? I s'pose that's a compliment of sorts ...Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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So defensive...clearly you missed the word "most". In English the word "most" means the majority, but is not all inclusive. You can choose to put yourself in with that majority or not.Originally posted by Colon™
I don't suffer from horrendous grammer.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas AdamsComment
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Grammar perhaps, but not grammer. Kelsey's an experienced comic actor; it's been a long time since any performance of his was what I would call "horrendous." Tell us more about your having gud speling, Cartie?Originally posted by Colon™
I don't suffer from horrendous grammer.
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Horrendous Grammer = "Sideshow Bob" TerwilligerOriginally posted by Elok
Grammar perhaps, but not grammer. Kelsey's an experienced comic actor; it's been a long time since any performance of his was what I would call "horrendous." Tell us more about your having gud speling, Cartie?The Apolytoner formerly known as Alexander01
"God has given no greater spur to victory than contempt of death." - Hannibal Barca, c. 218 B.C.
"We can legislate until doomsday but that will not make men righteous." - George Albert Smith, A.D. 1949
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Do you make a distinction within that majority between egotistical, girlfriend-less drunks without bad grammer and egotistical, girldfriend-less drunks with bad grammer?Originally posted by Cartimandua
So defensive...clearly you missed the word "most". In English the word "most" means the majority, but is not all inclusive. You can choose to put yourself in with that majority or not.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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To get this thread back on track, no, Romney does not eat people.Comment
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I thought he was a Christian?Originally posted by Whoha
To get this thread back on track, no, Romney does not eat people.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Christian, yes. Cannibal, no.Originally posted by Last Conformist
I thought he was a Christian?The Apolytoner formerly known as Alexander01
"God has given no greater spur to victory than contempt of death." - Hannibal Barca, c. 218 B.C.
"We can legislate until doomsday but that will not make men righteous." - George Albert Smith, A.D. 1949
The Kingdom of Jerusalem: Chronicles of the Golden Cross - a Crusader Kings After Action ReportComment
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I think he eats the haploid produce of people...You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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And MIng, if you want me to explain that post to explain why it isn;t spam PM me.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Now let's go into the stereotypical images of women who use the internet. No pics please!Originally posted by Cartimandua
I can handle my own here at Apolyton. I fully recognize that there are a great deal of men here that are egotistical, uneducated, drunk losers who can't get a date. Most of you also suffer from horrendous spelling and grammar. Heaven forbid that I attempt to stimulate the dendrites in my own, and other's brains by offering educational conversation. Thankfully there are a few, like Alexander I, who offer polite and uplifting insights to counteract the rubbish the rest of you post.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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